"Yea, you're the skinniest person I know." Seriously, dude. You look fragile sometimes. Eat a cheeseburger. Orion kind of shrugs, folding his arms as he leans on the counter, obviously more calm with Fai than he is with the more aggressive customers. "You can always try a belt, or a tailor. But we won't get another shipment in for a couple of weeks. Even if we file the complaint immediately, it takes time for it to process. Don't know how bad you're hurting for jeans."

It's not like he can offer his own jeans to help, nice as Fai is to him. Not only does Orion weigh more, he's shorter. The freaking bean pole. Safety pins and rigging is the best advice he has to offer in this scenario.

"I suppose I can notify you when we get the new shipment in. It'd be easy since I live right next to you to just say so."