"Me? No." Fai mirrors Orion, shaking his head. "I had the good sense to try them on before buying them, thankfully." He glances down at the handful of fabric he's holding, keeping the jeans from falling off himself. "Possibly the only time you'll catch me displaying common sense," he adds with a wry smile.

"It's funny, I guess I always assumed sizes were trending downward? Making people feel bad about themselves and all. Not that it's your fault, or the store's fault, of course! But you're probably right, it might just be a bad shipment."

He sighs. "I think this was the smallest 'Tall' on the shelf, too."