[IT'S GONNA LOOK EXTRA STUPID because of course he moves?! Seeing Baren come at him suddenly makes his "Baren Is A Danger" reflexes kick in, albeit not soon enough to save his stupid ass, and he jerks back. There's probably like half a wobbly heart and a big ol' line across his cheek now.
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Is he kawaii yet.]
BAREN, dammit—!!