[ he'd be a little more insulted about that if he weren't in a position of "oh shit please don't stab me for ruining your hard work" and "yeah, that's kind of accurate actually (despite some crafting skills) wait don't agree with him--"

... but he is in that position, so for the time being he'll just answer those really nice statements with a slightly baffled look.

the delayed response: ]

He's. Er, pretty good at not eating what he shouldn't, actually. [ wait ] ... Except for things that don't belong to him, we're not counting that.

[ better. the weirdness of that statement considering the situation was not lost to him.

and now, because he absolutely cannot resist asking since that is the most amount of seriousness he'd ever thought he'd hear about flower crowns. ]

... Is there seriously that much involved in flower... crown... making?