I was trying to help you, you little financial-life-ruining shit. Remember? Duuuh, there's scary bugs and stuff, what's a Retrospec, I forgot what horses are.

[ This is a forty fucking year old man who works in higher education. And oh, that last bit has him straightening up with a huff, looking beyond offended. ]

And plenty of people like me! You just have bad taste! [ get ready 4 da bomb: ] You're like one of those jackasses that prefers RC Cola over Dr. Pepper, okay, you don't even know what's good.