[ Still this face. This face into eternity. ]

I make bad decisions, okay. That's what bars are for. [ Yes. To be a total human dumpster fire. ] I seriously cannot believe I was going to give you the good tequila and let you touch my hair. I'm giving Rosalind all the good shit from now on.

[ Surprise, he hits on the teacher you also hit on. Their combined lives are more terrible for all the people they have in common. ]