There's like, I dunno, a hundred of us going nuts too, so I feel ya. Remember when fruit didn't have faces? Good times.

[ All of this shit is literally so insane it's looped back around to completely unsurprising, so Jack is really enjoying Rhys' reaction, tbh. ]

Kinda weird to be all soul-to-soul with my friggin' auditor, considering I should probably be trying to talk you into becoming a hermit so you leave me and my crap financial records the hell alone and all, but you wanna meet up? We'll go somewhere without animals, I'll tell you about the Matrix, maybe do a few shots, it'll be fun.

[ It's probably like. Before noon at this point. ]