You won't find much excitement here if your tastes are the same as they've always been, unfortunately, it's as mundane as can be -- and the people with it, for the most part. Though if you'd like to stir something small up, I can offer you a few thorned roses to impart on others and you can point out who gifted it to them.

[With the clear implication that it's a goddamn sham and no one's giving anyone anything today.]

I'd look for rings myself.