[ Frank is pretty good at being prepared for absolutely anything, so when it rains like Noah's freaking Ark, he's more than well equipped to handle it. He has his umbrella and he always goes around in a light jacket so it's nothing that he can't handle. Whoever's standing with him under the shelter of the convenience store's canopy and is not as prepared? Well... It's probably your lucky day because Frank takes his umbrella and just holds it out. ]
Here.
[ He doesn't need an umbrella that badly (and see, he's a decent guy before things go to hell). ]
[ Okay, the giant caterpillars, the oversized ants, the larger than life grasshoppers, this is a little too much. Frank was just trying to walk his dog when he came across a wild(!) wasp. Yes, it is just as dangerous as a normal wasp, if not more because it's huge and can probably sting your entire head and you'd die. It's probably for the best to leave it alone but nope, Frank's dog thinks otherwise. It's an intruder and it must be dealt with!! ]
[ So, anyone walking down this normally peaceful neighbourhood is greeted with an insane amount of barking as Jellybean (that's the dog's name) tries to get free of her leash (let her at it!!! she's going to FIGHT THAT THING!!!). Obviously, Frank is not going to let his dog fight this insect from hell, so he has the task of holding her back. ]
Christ, calm down already!
[ Please help this angry man by helping him hold onto Jellybean's leash, help him pick up the dog, or help him by punching the wasp in the face. If his dog can't calm down and this wasp is true to its aggressive nature, yes, Frank Castle is going to punch a giant angry yellow inspect with his bare fists. You can help him fight it and then put that on your resume or something. It'd be Great. ]
( BONUS: RAID'S BRINGING IN $$$ )
[ Frank has already done the basic approach to Retrospec: uninstalling it, getting angry, continuing to try and uninstall it, shutting off his phone, go on the computer for help, see it on his computer, and then repeat actions 1 to 5 again before he finally decides to give up. After he gets that all out of his system and probably posts some 'what the fuck is this' messages to the app, he actually posts something decent. ]
Tip for anyone wanting to go out for a picnic today:
Don't.
If you really gotta go out then at least bring a few cans of Raid. Trust me, you're going to need it. Punching these things aren't going to keep them down.
[ Speaking from experience here, okay. ]
( WILDCARD: I CAN FIX IT! )
[ The story is that you need something fixed and you don't want to break out the big bucks for it. Maybe you're a little tight on money right now or you just refuse to pay... $180 for a leaky sink?! Yeah, forget that! Well, whatever your reasons are, handyman Frank Castle here can fix your shit and do it for cheap. Probably because this isn't a real usiness and he learned all this on his own, but hey, no judging here. What would you really expect from hiring a guy who doesn't have a business card and just does this through the word of mouth? Yeah, exactly. ]
[ So, here's Frank, right after he was called up to fix whatever you need fixing. He doesn't look too professional (really, what handymans do, though?), but it looks like he has all the tools he needs in his toolbox, so that's what matters. He knocks on the front door and waits. Hopefully, this job won't be too hard to fix. ]
( WILDCARD: EVERYTHING ELSE )
[ Hit me up with anything else you have in mind! Frank's AU details are here on the AU workshop meme (will be replying to the comments tomorrow) so check for details or if you want any kind of CR with him! I can be contacted at northpaws if you need anything! Tags will come tomorrow and will be kind of slow so apologizes in advance! ]
frank castle / netflix's daredevil (mcu)
[ Frank is pretty good at being prepared for absolutely anything, so when it rains like Noah's freaking Ark, he's more than well equipped to handle it. He has his umbrella and he always goes around in a light jacket so it's nothing that he can't handle. Whoever's standing with him under the shelter of the convenience store's canopy and is not as prepared? Well... It's probably your lucky day because Frank takes his umbrella and just holds it out. ]
Here.
[ He doesn't need an umbrella that badly (and see, he's a decent guy before things go to hell). ]
( IV: A WILD BATTLE!! )
[ Okay, the giant caterpillars, the oversized ants, the larger than life grasshoppers, this is a little too much. Frank was just trying to walk his dog when he came across a wild(!) wasp. Yes, it is just as dangerous as a normal wasp, if not more because it's huge and can probably sting your entire head and you'd die. It's probably for the best to leave it alone but nope, Frank's dog thinks otherwise. It's an intruder and it must be dealt with!! ]
[ So, anyone walking down this normally peaceful neighbourhood is greeted with an insane amount of barking as Jellybean (that's the dog's name) tries to get free of her leash (let her at it!!! she's going to FIGHT THAT THING!!!). Obviously, Frank is not going to let his dog fight this insect from hell, so he has the task of holding her back. ]
Christ, calm down already!
[ Please help this angry man by helping him hold onto Jellybean's leash, help him pick up the dog, or help him by punching the wasp in the face. If his dog can't calm down and this wasp is true to its aggressive nature, yes, Frank Castle is going to punch a giant angry yellow inspect with his bare fists. You can help him fight it and then put that on your resume or something. It'd be Great. ]
( BONUS: RAID'S BRINGING IN $$$ )
[ Frank has already done the basic approach to Retrospec: uninstalling it, getting angry, continuing to try and uninstall it, shutting off his phone, go on the computer for help, see it on his computer, and then repeat actions 1 to 5 again before he finally decides to give up. After he gets that all out of his system and probably posts some 'what the fuck is this' messages to the app, he actually posts something decent. ]
Tip for anyone wanting to go out for a picnic today:
Don't.
If you really gotta go out then at least bring a few cans of Raid. Trust me, you're going to need it. Punching these things aren't going to keep them down.
[ Speaking from experience here, okay. ]
( WILDCARD: I CAN FIX IT! )
[ The story is that you need something fixed and you don't want to break out the big bucks for it. Maybe you're a little tight on money right now or you just refuse to pay... $180 for a leaky sink?! Yeah, forget that! Well, whatever your reasons are, handyman Frank Castle here can fix your shit and do it for cheap. Probably because this isn't a real usiness and he learned all this on his own, but hey, no judging here. What would you really expect from hiring a guy who doesn't have a business card and just does this through the word of mouth? Yeah, exactly. ]
[ So, here's Frank, right after he was called up to fix whatever you need fixing. He doesn't look too professional (really, what handymans do, though?), but it looks like he has all the tools he needs in his toolbox, so that's what matters. He knocks on the front door and waits. Hopefully, this job won't be too hard to fix. ]
( WILDCARD: EVERYTHING ELSE )
[ Hit me up with anything else you have in mind! Frank's AU details are here on the AU workshop meme (will be replying to the comments tomorrow) so check for details or if you want any kind of CR with him! I can be contacted at