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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
megatechbody: (Ugh)

Re: Bonus

[personal profile] megatechbody 2017-04-19 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, you can't blame me for connecting dots when she has you smiling like that."

Her hands go up immediately, placating - the effect of which is diminished by the grin she's failing to stifle. It's nice to see him moving on instead of throwing himself at work for a distraction, even if she is giving him shit about it.

"Meeting friends, or meeting me? According to some I'm a little too friendly for meeting girlfriends..."

She takes the offered phone and blinks, looking back at him for a moment because Good Job, Togusa. He rattles off how amazing she is and when he gets to 'out of my league' it earns him a a smirk and a nod of feigned sympathetic agreement. She passes him the phone back, shaking her head at the mention of workload.

"Bad enough that I'm trying to get an office here so they leave me alone when I'm off duty."
seventhprogenitor: (79)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-19 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excellent! He has a friend. Or company to spend time with, anyway, and Ferid's never minded the silent sort. It just means he can talk without being interrupted, generally, while he waits for the customer at the stall next door to wise up and choose his over that pitiful display.]

The key is to put thought into the flowers you use. It's all well and good to use ones that look nice together, and I admit that my lack of issue with money allows me to be more lenient with that, but simply throwing some things together could cause problems that neither gifter nor receiver would realize! A flower's meaning can be twisted by a single misuse of another. It's fascinating, wouldn't you agree?

[... This is an absolute pause that cannot be ignored. He's very much asking your opinion.]
cattack: (You're kind of adorably dumb.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-19 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[she holds her umbrella out to make room for him under it.]

You should check the forecasts before you leave.
rollin: by me (angry | fuck off)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a monk yet! Or ever. [ POINTS AT ] Don't get too excited!

[ And since Yata doesn't want to talk about himself dying, he moves on. ]

Ugh, those guys don't abstain from umbrellas too, do they? The weather's been crazy for days...
true_noir: (Cloak3)

Heh, for me!

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
She still had that star-struck look in her eyes that people got when they came to see someone that they knew who was famous. At the same time, it wasn't nearly as bad as it had been during the book signing. Chloe was doing her absolute best to be professional at this point, after all. She had received her scores back, and a 29 composite was nothing to sneeze at. It might not net her a full ride anywhere, but if she could cobble the necessary scholarships together, getting through college would not be a major financial burden.

She breathed in and out and nodded once, sharply. She had left the cloak and was dressed in a clean business skirt, blouse and jacket combo, and had thankfully remembered her umbrella today. "Yes, of course. I am applying to RU for this fall, and hope to study in business," she said. "I appreciate you seeing me, Mr. Carter. It is an honor."

Don't make an connard out of yourself, Chloe. Don't make an connard out of yourself... the refrain went in her head.
seventhprogenitor: (78)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[If it isn't Alison's favorite flame. Such a rude boy, honestly, but it's charming in its own way.]

The human mind is fascinating in that a part of it picks up on things that the other half does not. For example, a single rose is more romantic than a bouquet of them. Can you think of why?
prometheanflame: (no don't do the thing)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mohammed clenches the opening on the plastic bag when he's knocked over. Normally someone his size wouldn't be moved around like that by a kid, but Mafuyu has the element of surprise and a strong will to protect the treats on her size. He flops onto the grass on his side, still holding the single treat in his hand.

Iggy stops his leap partway and buzzes to the ground. Oh, so it's a game now? What if jumps on the small human's face? How will she like that?]


Look out!

[He shoves against her with his elbow, motioning her to roll away for her life.]
prometheanflame: (talk talk)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-19 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm? [He pulls the straw out of his mouth and glances at the drink inside the plastic container.] They put in too much ice, but it's good.
cattack: (Yes please I'll have another.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-19 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yet"? Perhaps you could use some pre-emptive correction, then.

[cats are mean.]

I don't believe so, but I know little of monks. They do spend much of their time in monasteries, don't they? Perhaps they're inside all the time because they do.
matchbreaker: (the one below was the worse option)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That would make it a challenge between us, next I visit.
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh, I got it. If you buy something next time, I won't go rob a bank.

[...This is an absolutely terrible joke and he knows it.]
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...Because it's unique and special instead of with a bunch of other ones?

[Is this what rich people do. Do they just sit around and think too much about flowers?]
prometheanflame: (hell2me)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-19 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No, my dog is Iggy. I don't know where this came from.

[He'll...walk away slowly from the stag beetle. There's a high probability it can kill him.]

((OOC: Jojo AU where everything is the same but Iggy is a Heracross))
rollin: by me (misc | aite)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-19 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he kind of yelps. he's practically got his tail between his legs until... ]

What? Jeez. A beatdown's better than that already.
manufactured: (006. the virgins feeling cheated)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
In its own way.

[Don't worry, he's not going to ignore the question altogether or anything, and to his credit he doesn't seem bored by the discussion; he's engaged well enough, even if this is more than slightly left of his usual field of interest.]

But can you really say that there are problems being caused by a meaning neither person is aware of?
matchbreaker: (Kenn Lobb)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know she's not sure that's a good thing but... well, whatever. ]

Oh, it's always difficult when they're doing that!

[ His daughter is older, but. ]
cattack: (You're kind of adorably dumb.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-19 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let's go.

[she's taking that as approval and starting to walk in the direction of the gym...]
matchbreaker: (You no longer live as cattle)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Oh... That's- So rude. So, so rude. ]


You shouldn't joke about such things.
true_noir: Aged-Up Commission (Oh?)

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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-19 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[She blinked when she caught sight of him speaking with her. Chloe recognized this face from a few pictures she'd seen, which led to a bit of a wide-eyed gaze. She was unaccustomed to anyone even remotely famous addressing her. However, the topic helped a great deal to cause her to come out of any star-struck moment and nod.

She turned towards the flower seed packets that were being offered.]
I actually think that depends a great deal on the home that they are being placed in. Is it sterile, or full of warmth? Almost all flowers are beautiful in their own way. It is their environment that makes them enchanting.

I knew a fellow who swore by black irises and roses, who wanted the darkest and deepest of shades. I would not recommend such things for everyone.

[Flowers... were sort of a thing for her, but she did work at a flower shop, so there was that.]
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He seems to be following you, you realize...

[The beetle was definitely doing that, wasn't it? It certainly behaved as if it knew this man somehow, even if those great pincers looked more than a little hazardous.]

Tell me... I must ask. You are disturbed. Do you remember horses? And please answer, even if the question makes no sense right now.

(OOC: An Iggy that likes to lick people, because he knows it annoys them, no less.)
honestea: (pic#11259376)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-19 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be, I shouldn't have assumed that you've been living here for much longer. It's alright, really.

[Now he's flustered too, but hopefully that will help her calm down a little.]

It really is. Makes me wish I had a garden so I could have my own flowers.
goen: ((。•̀ᴗ-)✧)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-19 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? No, that was my phone.

[ AT LEAST HE'S HONEST. He starts clicking around on said phone. ]

Thanks! This'll make a great tweet.
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. You might actually believe me.
prometheanflame: (what)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-19 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nooooo. Mohammed takes one last step until he stands next to Chloe. Iggy decides he's walked enough and lies down in the shade.]

...Yes? I know what those are. [Horses. Like the ones they brought in for the Founder's Day celebration in January. Thinking about that, he does recall hearing bird noises from one of the carriers, only to hear that none were ever in there.]
matchbreaker: (with cruel and merciless intent)

1/2

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHE- She should- She needs to discipline the boy. No one should be talking like that to their elders and to the guardians and- How dare he- ]
Edited 2017-04-19 18:35 (UTC)