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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
matchbreaker: (Get off my dick)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well unlike some individuals, I do contribute to the neighborhood board. [ She said with a bit of a smirk ] So I'd thought to make maybe five along the street.

[ She put two right near her house though - but she pulls out of the bag over her shoulder three more - or well, more shifts them in the bag to be better seen. ]
burlyheart: (background)

[personal profile] burlyheart 2017-04-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter's not surprised that someone would make that assumption, sign or not, because how many coworkers know what he's interested in? He always tried to set an example of ideal work ethic, which means no one at headquarters 'saw' him doing or talking of much else.]

I have the knowledge. [Peter sounds way more confident saying that than he did giving presentations. He does pride himself on getting things right.] But I don't look much into it outside of the garden association's events.
manufactured: (007. you've only spent)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Elda...]

...They're cats.

[He says, as though this explains everything.]
matchbreaker: (FROM THE START)

1/2

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know.
feistytrader: (well that's just great)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[...There's a twinge of frustration in his expression for a moment, but he's pretty quick to simmer it down under a poker face.]

My future's looking great, but thanks for asking.
matchbreaker: (Notre Dame)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sigh ]

Did you get that app installed on your phone? What was it... Retrospecs?
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there are proper placements but complaining about it is just going over-the-top!

[He'll check it out though, because this is hilarious. Who knew a person could get so mad about table manners??]
matchbreaker: (Get off my dick)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Is it? So what colleges do you have lined up, Silver?

[ She responded, adjusting the crown on his head. ]
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the proper placement is in my hand, followed by in my mouth.

[Rich people. God.]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Some of us are a bit too busy to be volunteering for the neighborhood!

[It's said far too cheerfully though. Jaeger isn't exactly that busy, after all.]

Are you going to need help hanging those up too~?
rhygret: (could we make out a little)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-04-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know what, after the day he's had a guy carrying a wooden sword offering him a tiny cloth is the least of his worries. Anything that helps even a little bit in this miserable moment of his life is gladly welcomed and Rhys accepts it with a short nod.

I mean, it's obvious he's been rained on. ]


Yeah... [ Rhys wipes around his face and lets out a sigh, trying not to shiver. ]

I'm almost missing winter if this is the alternative.
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
At least you use a fork!

[JAEGER]

Only kidding~ I've never been a stickler for silly things like table etiquette.
matchbreaker: (Mastermind)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I may as well make use of you and your body.

[ She said, clicking her heels a little as she made to walk away further down the street. Expecting him to follow. ]
frilly: (at the end of a wet fist.)

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have it...

What does an app have to do with giant bugs though?
manufactured: (013. i'm wide awake the more i sleep)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...Good hustle on the topic change, just because he does not want to have to get into the concept that the cats probably don't give a shit about the draft that they may or may not be feeling, seeing as they are 1. covered in fur, 2. indoors, and 3. cats and therefore probably more interested in making your clothes smell like them.]

Mm, I did, yes - some sort of pointless social media thing, isn't it?

[It won't stop talking about insects and insists that he ought to talk to people, it's horrible.]
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's called Cash University. There's no tuition, no enrollment or classes, and all you have to do is whatever sells.
feistytrader: (Default)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
...If you ever have some kind of weird rich person birthday bang, I'm bringing you finger food.

[Silver...]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Must you word it like that?

[SIGH. Oh well, he's got nothing better to do and it's time to play nice with Elda since they're probably going to get in a fight in a few days about the hedges. Again.]
matchbreaker: (the one below was the worse option)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that.

[ And reaching around in her purse, she pulls out... her phone! She begins to flip through her apps until she finally opens it up. Ah. It was Retrospec, no plural. She nods to herself and flips through it. ]

I've already an account on a few other services, but if you have it do, it really must be sending it out to testers.
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're dreadful! Actually, that would be funny, you should do it.

[He doesn't know nearly enough fancy rich people to get offended at this, but maybe if he invites his neighbors...]
matchbreaker: (LAST ONE REMADE)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ She... laughs at that ]

Oh, should a boy your age actually sound so bold-faced cynical about such things?
feistytrader: (listening in)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[...Actually, that's exactly what it- oh, whatever.]

Even if it isn't legal, it's definitely an improvement. Most people have pretty boring houses and businesses.

[And cars, and lockers, and... You get the idea.]
originallutece: the ojigi tried to eat the delivery boy again (talk; w e l p)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't much idea, that's the problem.

[She wrinkles her nose. She knows all of three things about flowers, and two of them come from having listened to Fawkes go on about them.]

Not roses, I know that much. And nothing too common. Beyond that? I suppose something that doesn't have some secret hidden meaning that spells out I despise you.
toushiro: (tumblr_inline_n59w57R5g91rl6jx6)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're sticking to your horrible train of logic: the wind that blows into the classroom is nowhere near harsh enough to send every single spitball my way, Tsushima. Also, regardless of whether or not the wind velocity is to blame, it doesn't change the fact that your aim is terrible.

[ he is fully aware that he's being a smartass ]
toushiro: (65124_900)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You can tell them in a more civilized fashion! Don't blame the salespeople for something that's not their fault!

[ why are you like this mom ]