recollecters: (Default)
Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
rhygret: (ow my head)

bless YOU i think you mean this was the greatest thing

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-04-19 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
skald: (kuusikymmentäneljä)

I

[personal profile] skald 2017-04-19 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry! [Tuuri says immediately, straightening up in her chair with a somewhat guilty expression. She fiddles with the corners of her own notebook before she decides to just go ahead and offer; she should have said something from the start, instead of just staring...] Just... do you want to borrow some paper? I have extra.
spes_phthisica: (Even though she sleeps)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2017-04-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
well it IS weird, but not too weird
I mean you're not the only one who has seen it
I've seen them too (-。-;
it's probably another thing to do with that weird retrosepc app
you've got it too, right?
frisyr: (uttråkad)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-04-19 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I think it should clear up in an hour. Google is still alright.

I might run over to the coffee place.

[ He nods over across the street where people are also waiting out the rain, but inside with steaming cups of coffee and yummy-looking pastries. ]

At least there are seats.
matchbreaker: (Lost control of ur life)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey wow. Wow....

She smiles a little as she wanders off, her mind drifting off to a more pleasant time that it's long since it was there. That cold feeling in her heart threatens to drown her. But she thinks better f it, twisting into a little smirk. ]


From you, my boy? I think I'd like Hyacinth.
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You should pay me to reorganize your stuff.

[In the meantime, he's flipping through one of the notebooks to see if there's anything interesting.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-19 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
—Set! GO!!

[ She completes what she assumes is a starting announcement and not a question, but she also takes off on the "set" and as loud as her voice is, the "go" gets somewhat lost in the downpour that she dashes out into... she's tiny and unfair in a race, let her have this little handicap.

One block down, it's so hard to see in the rain and bangs plastered against her eyes, so hard to hear but she thinks she catches someone honking as she crosses the first street? That makes it easier to find the end of the second block, because all she has to do is to shut her eyes against the rain and keep her ears open for horns honking or tires screeching to tell her when to stop and please be a cafe at the corner because here she is!! ]
burlyheart: (whiff)

[personal profile] burlyheart 2017-04-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Officer Hoboken is not doing much to avoid adding to the comedy. His completely stoic attitude to the bizarre going-ons creates an element of surrealism to the video, though internally alarms are being raised. This is a disposable standard issue raincoat, so it's not like it could have been swapped out for a different size.

The fun seems to end when his arms stop waving, and Peter looks closer at the coat, wondering if he's going to have to report a manufacturing defect.]
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
The big bundly ones? I don't know if those would make a good crown.

[If there's a meaning behind the flowers, he sure doesn't know about it. Either way, he's going for a handful of random purple flowers, contemplating how he can shove some hyacinths into the mix.]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should. It might be worth it to change everything up... It'll make it look like I have new merchandise!

[oh my god.

Anyway, they look like they're... diaries... They're written in English so you can actually read them! It looks like whoever was writing these wasn't a very interesting person, but boy were they mad about everything.]
matchbreaker: (wait that's the wrong lyrics)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, these sorts of labors [ apologies ] should take a little effort!
matchbreaker: (WITH CRUEL INTENTIONS)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ No.

She hands it to him though, ]


Please do.

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-19 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
No way!!

[ To both of those completely off base statements, but especially the second one, because ]

Nobody's that rich they can buy a new phone so easily! What kind of rich kids do you know?! Hook me up with them!
matchbreaker: (Kanye West)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, why would I train them for such a thing?! No, it's to do with how all clothes don't seem to fit now! A few of them made beds of items strewn across the room.

[ . . . So she's admitting to doing that but oops ]
scythegun: (DECISION ⇝ you're totally fucked)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No problem.

[He'll hang it up higher, so people who aren't 5' can see it! There we go.]

Now then, were you planning on hanging these all over this street or just in the vicinity of your house?
feistytrader: (listening in)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
People might actually buy stuff if you know where the keys to them are.

[Man, this dude's boring. But this big meltdown is hilarious.]

Maybe you should sell the diaries. Or at least this page on how Burger King is objectively better than McDonalds.

[The passion and detail on the damn texture of the fries is kind of impressive. Silver passes it over to Jaeger to read.]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
But where's the fun in that?

[booooooo come on silver!!!

...speaking of fun, though. Wow, this is an impressive amount of salt.]


I might have to hold onto these for just a bit longer if they're all this ridiculous!

[what could be better reading material than someone's diaries???]
skald: (kaksi)

[personal profile] skald 2017-04-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
No! [she says, immediately. Her voice cracks a little by the time she's through with the 'o.' Listen, Tuuri came out to have a good time and she's honestly feeling so hissing bugs in her face right now.] That is definitely not mine, I really don't think you should be touching it at all right now!
feistytrader: (nope)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, here's a little effort.

[He unceremoniously dumps his flower crown on Elda's head. No hyacinths here.]

I don't know about a lot of effort, though. You don't usually like when I put in a lot of effort.

[Not that he has something specific in mind or anything. Of course not.]
manufactured: (010. when i'm god everyone dies)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...wh...y are your cats like this, are all cats like this - ]

I can't really say I know why you'd do such a thing; perhaps I'd prefer that over them spontaneously deciding to raid your wardrobe.

[Because cats are assholes, Elda, he just knows better than to say so to your face.]

Though I can't say I fault you for giving up in that regard, either, now that you've mentioned it.
livingdeadgirl: (defenestration)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara that's too much protein
Edited 2017-04-19 03:10 (UTC)
rhygret: (my son's a little...loud)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-04-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll be devastated to know that not only Tony, but Jack too have been putting the moves on his intellectual and gorgeous prof. Seriously what kind of cruddy luck does he have to have in order to have that align in the cosmos? ]

Oh, uhh...sure? I mean I don't have any plans or anything. What sort of gift are you looking for?

[ Rhys doesn't get a chance to correct her on the flower thing. But that's fine, if she's here there's a fairly good chance she doesn't hate them. ]
matchbreaker: (Yin Yang Twins)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ow. That hurts. That hurts a lot, actually. And when she gets the crown on her head she has a conflicted smile... a smile that turns cold and cruel, her lips parting to mask her pain when she looks back up at him. She had been sitting this whole time, mostly.

... But... ]


Your effort would be better spent towards things which might help your future, of course.
feistytrader: (I'm okay with this)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
This next one's about where to place your fork at the dinner table.

[Jaeger's rich, right? Maybe he can spiritually resonate with this one.]
matchbreaker: (Adam West Show)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Cats can be such contrarian creatures, but it's that intelligence which gives them their appeal! [ She nods, sagely, at this. ] Perhaps things felt a bit drafty for them today. After all, I finally gave in and turned on the air conditioning today.

[ It's been rainy so it's still ben chilly for the most part - but it's a particularly warm day today. ]