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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
wantshappiness: (happy || haha)

it'll be amazing

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's really fine! It's just an umbrella and it sounds like there's somewhere you need to be.

Wings half off until six, right?

[She doesn't know exactly what it refers to, whether it's wings at a restaurant or wings at a supermarket, but she can appreciate the importance of a discount.]
glaciers: (9)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-04-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
No one could stop me.

[Who knows if he's actually joking or not.]
creativenonfiction: (Tu 9:03 am fuck me in the ass)

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[A 5'4" girl trying to protect a human giraffe from rain is a sweet thought but an impractical reality. In the end the ends of Anya's umbrella merely help assault, prodding the corner of his eye.]

... What the--?! Vasilieva?! W-What are yo--Cut it--[--OW! The minute he looks over his shoulder to talk to her is the minute the umbrella nails him in the forehead. His glasses get knocked off and he stumbles back, his violent assailant clattering to the ground.

Things are going great.
]
feistytrader: (this sneasel is just a year old)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Just let me know when you do so I can help you out. I'll even be a shitty sidekick.

[Are they serious? Are they joking? Who the hell knows.]
botamochi: commissioned, dnt (pic#11234842)

[personal profile] botamochi 2017-04-19 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[ He knows. Don't worry! He knows about your sensitive skin problem. Let him play the smallest violin--well, Takumi does his best to look sympathetic despite how he's just playfully rolling his eyes in his mind.

The books though... Takumi brushes his fingers against the cover. The imagery, the synopsis, and the palette are engaging and enticing. It makes him want to read it himself if he ever gets the chance. Maybe when he has more time. For now, he'll set it back down and nudge it towards Leon.
]

You should tell me all about it later. I'll live vicariously through you.

[ Only for this moment. The chocolate croissant part makes him raise his eyebrows though. ]

Why didn't you order it with your cappuccino?

[ what the fuck ]
complementing: (Default)

[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-19 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Really small. [She glances up at the awning they’re under with a look of long-suffering.] Thanks for the assist. I didn’t want to run, but I had to save my textbooks.

[Which are sopping wet. As is everything else in her purse.]

Noooo...
complementing: (Default)

[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-19 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not when you tie it all back! You almost look like a completely different Kit.

[Not bad, just different! More relaxed, with an almost completely open expression. It’s nice to see it on him.

She reaches up to touch her flower crown, brightening at the reminder that it’s (probably still) there.]


It was a gift from one of the kids I was helping make them. I don’t think it’s going to make it to the end of the day, but it was still so sweet.
creativenonfiction: (Tu 10:54 am fuck me in the ass)

Re: bonus

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's the concern. I've got way too many gullible brats in my classes who eat this type of stuff up. Might as well bite it in the butt now.

[Wait.]

Is it "bite it in the butt" or "bite it in the bud"?
glaciers: (00)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-04-19 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Really taking one for the team.

I'll let you know.

[He might be joking. Maybe.]
toushiro: (65124_900)

role models tbh

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the size of my head, moron! Maybe there's something wrong with yours since apparently your aim is shitty!

[ how have they not gotten detention together yet ]
complementing: (Default)

[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-19 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
When I sleep?

[She laughs and starts snapping away. Pictures of the kids doing everything from eating the flowers, to exchanging their crowns with their friends, to crawling towards Takumi like a pudgy caterpillar version of Jaws...pictures of Takumi himself...she takes pictures of all of it.]

The serious answer is that sometimes there are days when I do nothing but work, but I’ve learned to keep an afternoon or a whole day on the weekend open to make up for it. Why do you ask?
voideity: (roxy017_ask-the-strider-prince)

ii-a

[personal profile] voideity 2017-04-19 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ levy should pay closer attention, or some nimble pink-nailed fingers might slip over and snatch a flower or two.

roxy's almost done flower crown is mostly pink and white, but it appears that some blue flowers have been weaved in for variety. wherever did she get those? she didn't have them when she sat down. ]


I'm in every directory. [ winks. ] Everyone knows the name Rox Stri, I be mad famous on these streets.
manufactured: (007. you've only spent)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Only you and your boy...

[Well, that's...definitely a thing, isn't it.]

I suppose it could be worse, couldn't it? Sure, they're repulsive, but it isn't as though caterpillars and the like are the most intimidating things out there.

[They could be, you know, things that aren't easily stunned by a punch to the face. We could have had komodo dragons? Or jabberwocks or something, who the fuck knows.]
rhygret: (this is gross and YOU are gross)

I TRY, THANK YOU

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is it sad that of all that, what sticks to Rhys and holds his attention is "cute"? Probably. He's trying to quash the little bubble of happy vanity inside his stomach but it doesn't go well until Jack tells him "the rest is all you baby" and that pettiness is back.

All him?? All him? The only thing he's done is call Jack on his insane tax return status and obnoxious personality and he still says that this mess is his fault and--just--UGH. ]


Fine, whatever. Great, even! Perfect! [ i am so sorry he's such a loser THIS THREAD WAS GREAT bless u ] See you bright and early tomorrow morning Mister Dawes.

[ He knows where you live.

His ego isn't bruised at all what are you talking about ]
vitis: (well aw shucks)

B

[personal profile] vitis 2017-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ john's been enjoying himself, certainly, even if flowers are something to be cherished. it's a shame so many have been picked in the height of blossom-- but there doesn't seem to be much helping it. for the moment, anyway.

it looks like he's already had a flower crown pushed onto him, but he shrugs and holds out a hand in acceptance anyway. and then, after a moment in which he gets a good look at marshall—
]

Nice braid.

[ pointing at his own hair. ]
creativenonfiction: (9:00 am arrive at work)

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. Toshi might be the only decent person in this whole damn city.

Sort of.

Kunikida glowers at him over his shoulder as he pins the violent umbrella to the wall like it's a Law and Order criminal.
]

You got one?

[Because Ha Ha you're downgraded to asshole status again if that's just obvious advice.]
toushiro: (Default)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hitsugaya simply rolls his eyes, giving Jack a halfhearted glare. Subconsciously, he follows Jack as Jack begins to gather flowers, pulling on the straps of his backpack so they settle more nicely on his shoulders.

"Going home--well, I was until a certain someone bumped into me."

It's said with his usual hint of annoyance, the laughter of children with flower crowns on their heads filling the air.
wantshappiness: (happy || stay in the light)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She can't help but smile at him and wave back.]

I'm Yuuri. It's nice to meet you too, Roddy.

[What a nice boy! Yuuri still felt a bit bad, but well. Since he's insisted.] Thank you. It's very kind of you to do this.
toushiro: (65124_900)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ PLEASE DON'T. ]

They're all just random useless facts! We don't even have any sloths here!
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have the day off, today?
okitactless: (観たくない)

I'M EXCITED

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL... he's not exactly gonna stand around and get hit by a careening bus or whatever it is that's chasing (??) Yukine down the road. Yukine's telling him to run, which means trouble of some kind, so Yamato just goes with it, following Yukine even as he yells back.]

Why are we running? What's going on?

[HE CAN FLEE AND BE CONFUSED AT THE SAME TIME, this is fine.]
flowrite: (fai-jealousy)

[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Ordinarily he'd be worried about ruining anything borrowed when he's this wet, but a handkerchief should wash nicely. He runs it over his face and then attempts to wring some of the water out of his scraggly blond hair while he's still under Kaz's umbrella. And then he realizes that his rescuer is barely still under his own umbrella and hastily puts up the loaner.]

I'm so sorry! You're getting all wet too!
judgementkazzy: (テールは振らないぜ)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-19 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, don't encourage him. Kiryu has at least the decency to look sheepish. ]

Oh, that's... I mean, that was just my plan to pass the time.

[ What will you do when you find out your older brother frequents Hooters......... ]

I really don't need an umbrella. I can buy a new one easy enough.
wantshappiness: (flustered || worry)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
...it's kind of cute. [Pause.] In a weird sort of way.

[And she's actually being sincere too. Even if it were still weird.]

I don't think so? I mean, the oversized sweater with the sleeves that come down to your fingers does give girls a sort of innocent look, but I don't think this is that kind of sweater...
okitactless: (dafuck)

II.

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[That's it, that's the tag]