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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
secare: (would it also kill the remorse?)

[personal profile] secare 2017-04-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
( immediately after: )

Can I come over for dinner?
originallutece: and the best defense is a good offense, so don't get mad when i'm bitchy! (happy; sarcasm is the best defense)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you liked roses.

[Ah, even better than the "Kit's gonna be a weeb" power hour: the "Kit has Opinions on flowers" hour.]

Go on, then: tell us what you'd do, if you were going to give someone you liked flowers.
feistytrader: (listening in)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know if it's any good.

[...Probably so he can ask to borrow it. In the meantime, he's going to get a couple of those little boxes that can have one of ten superheroes (or sometimes a secret mystery hero.) One may or may not be for Shouto. Maybe.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a...?

[ Mafuyu prompts, because she's no mind reader and trailing off like that only makes her more curious about what Katherine means. ]

If you ask me, it looks like a bug. One of the ugliest dog I've ever seen. Were you looking to get one, or what?

[ She thinks maybe Katherine asked about the breed in hopes of adopting one like it? Questionable tastes in dogs, but hey, you do you ]
matchbreaker: (the one below was the worse option)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-18 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No... No, actually, I don't.

[ She... ]

I don't shop used terribly often, actually. So let's try yours first!
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but you're not exactly going to win the flower crown contest.

[And most people are here with their dates or family, but that's not a level of jerk he's willing to participate in today.]

Where's Toushiro?

[He doesn't quite feel the eyes of hatred peering down on his soul.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She praises it— mumbling, as she does. With her mouth full, unintelligible sounds that are otherwise enthusiastic and eyes shining bright with full approval. At least she takes a break before starting on the second pastry, but when she finishes chewing and swallowing to be heard clearly after the first, she picks up right in the middle of what she was saying ]

—top it with coconut, and coffee bean eyes!
thesettingsun: smile (and you will uh)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-18 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[The guns are there and easily noticeable. And so is the awful state of Mista's everything right now.]

Some of us arrange our hair and don't want it drenched.

[How long has Shuji been doing that side braid thing? A while. It's an art.]

I guess your skin will thank you.
roseblooms: excuse you i am obviously erika, asshole (DAFUQ ❁ wait whoa why am i whitney)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-18 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Well, either we both are or we're both not, but either way we've both seen it.

I haven't been particularly inclined to mention it either, for obvious reasons.

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-18 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They're easy to find though? In the library, or at the computer lab playing games on their laptops but they won't let me join.

[ There's where the grudge starts. How dare people play single-player games. ]
protegge: <user name="peaked"> | dnt (🔫 like a tomahawk chopper)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-18 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's right. I'm soaking up Mother Nature's bounty or something.

[Rain has minerals, right? Maybe. He glances sideways at Shuji, though, as something finally clicks. Drenched . . . hair . . . oh . . . some people care about that. He forgot.]

Shit. Sorry. You look fine, though.

[Better than Mista, anyway.]
thesettingsun: neutral (you're sitting on your brains)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-18 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Silver is a good friend. Shuji's faves are the red ones, of course, and he picks one of those out first.]

If I quit my job, my parents quit helping me with college. That's the rule. And I'm doing really well in school this time, so I definitely can't quit, even if it's like walking into the pit of hell.

[He pops the skittle in his mouth.]
hjack69: (pic#10980188)

1/2

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-18 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ rhys u lil sonuvabitch ]
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaeger examines the box for a moment, humming to himself as he considers.]

Ja, I believe I do! Hold on~

[And with that he vanishes into the back room only to reappear a moment later with a key ring. He spins it a few times before handing it over.]

Have fun! I have no idea which key fits!

[THERE ARE SO MANY KEYS ON THIS THING HOLY SHIT]
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
They're dependent on me to stay alive, so.

[ Y e a h. This is weird now. ]

Wow, kiddo, never had someone kill a mood so fast. Anybody ever tell you you've got a talent?
scythegun: (REALIZE ⇝ estelle's the princess?)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a bit of a pain, really. I suppose I should just carry an umbrella with me all the time now...

[Aww, what a cute kitty. It's not like Jaeger would go out of his way to save a poor wet cat, but it's kind of nice that you did. Maybe. Shhh.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Foster care, abuse, neglect, all of this is a whole other world for Mafuyu, who has parents that leave her alone for the most part, and she liked the independence growing up. All this stuff is well and good, but they don't apply to her in any way, so she can't be a client and she can't claim to deserve the candy and— Oh. There is one word in there that she can latch onto.

Mafuyu slides into the seat on the other side of the booth and sets the bag of candy back down on the table. Still in front of her. ]


I got a resource you can connect me to. I want a bear claw donut.

[ She's hungry and therefore this counts as a desperately needed resource ]
thesettingsun: smile (and think you're johnny cash)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-18 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has a phone! The case is red. Also if she sees his lock screen it's of a Really Famous fashion model.

Googling, please wait...]


All I'm getting is those Russian sites where they just smash letters together. That sounds wrong. That should be wrong?
honestea: (pic#11259376)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I will!

[Honestly, he's been hoping that she agrees and has his phone ready to take the photo in a matter of seconds.]

Say cheese! [Chiizu?] There. You look great, really.

[With that comment, Rantaro made it more difficult for himself to ask the next question.]

Actually...would you mind taking a selfie together?

[It takes all he has in him, most likely.]
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Silver pauses for a moment as he genuinely tries to wrap his mind around the logic of that- maybe they can't quite afford everything so they need him to help cover it too? But why pull funding, in that case? Parents are weird.]

Does it have to be a retail job?
megatechbody: (Casual Jacket)

Re: Bonus

[personal profile] megatechbody 2017-04-18 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She takes a look at the names on the first page and smiles a little; Hitori always comes through. Just barely a handful, but enough to get started which is more than helpful at such an early stage in the game. Her gaze flicks up at his admission, scenting blood in the water and look, he's blushing.

"Oh, she must be cute if a date has you going rosy on me. When am I gonna get a look at her?"

She really shouldn't tease him so, but really, his reactions make it so easy.
feistytrader: (well that's just great)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[...You can't possibly be serious, that's-]

How were you planning on selling this?
scythegun: (DISDAIN ⇝ that suit with that tie??)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

Well, maybe I'd try a little harder to remember for a customer.

[YOU ARE NO FUN, SILVER]
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...I bet there's something stupid in this box, too. Like another key.

[He pulls a paperclip out of his pocket and starts fiddling with the box; this is probably going to be easier than finding the right key here.]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[No fun at all...]

Who would put a key inside a locked box?