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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
secare: (once a sceptic‚ now the critic。)

[personal profile] secare 2017-04-18 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
( it's too bright!! too pure!! )

Yeah. Yeah. I don't have any money though.

( geez, this guy is way too nice. but he's trying to lead kaz away from the store, guiding him down the street. )
livingdeadgirl: (smile 3)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-18 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! [Of course, Ami got surprised and pulled her hand away, too, so now nobody is reaching for the choker.]

No, it's okay, go for it! I was just looking.
originallutece: please can we just leave the world to burn (talk; here's the reasons this won't work)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-18 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's just a touch strange, seeing someone outside of the class, but not so strange she's put off by it.]

I wasn't aware you were interested in this kind of thing.

[I mean, she's not aware of a lot of things about Rhys, beyond the fact she and he share a bizarrely overlapping network of friends (like, how weird is it that she regularly flirts with the dude with whom Rhys goes clubbing, thanks for that overlap, Tony).]

I don't suppose you'd be willing to help me find a present for a friend, hm? Only this most decidedly isn't my field.
sallonsy: <user name=awkward> (01)

[personal profile] sallonsy 2017-04-18 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Acting isn't her true passion, really... But seeing someone so happy with and inspired by her performance (even if they're catching a fever??) gives her a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. This is what she lives for! ]

No, not at all. [ Well, she was on her way to abuse her credit card at the mall, but. ] But you are too kind. You... auditioned for the show? Then you are an actor too?

[ She beams. ]

Oh, c’est magnifique! This must be destiny. What is your name? I'd love to know more about you...

[ But isn't he bothered by the rain? He might catch a cold. She raises her umbrella, inviting him to come in. ]

Won't you join me? Perhaps we can talk on the way to the hospital.
livingdeadgirl: (smile 4)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-18 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
There's two, I think. One on that side and one on the cross-street. [She points in the direction of each in turn.] But it depends on what bus you need. The 16 comes on the fifteens, but you'd have to transfer when it gets downtown...

[Juggling public transit timetables is but one of the many games in the cupboard of urban living, but it's one that Ami is particularly good at, for some unknowable reason.]
Edited 2017-04-18 18:12 (UTC)
originallutece: (happy; HOW THE TURNTABLES)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-18 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hah. She doesn't laugh, at least, but her mouth twitches into a suppressed grin.]

Naturally. Heaven forbid that get out: if my desk was suddenly swarmed with red roses from students who dreamed they suddenly had a chance, it'd be on your head.
feistytrader: (gold's hat is huge too)

II

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Silver strolls right up to Elda and takes a flower crown right out of her hands.]

I'm borrowing this.

[Of course, borrowing doesn't really mean that he's giving it back, but... Well, it's for some younger kid that looks pretty shy. Maybe it's a kid from the orphanage. Maybe it's just some kid. Either way, Silver heads back to Elda after a brief moment.]

Aren't you a little old to pick flowers?
Edited 2017-04-18 19:16 (UTC)
thisloveisjustice: (Default)

II

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-04-18 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucky for Peter, Tatsuo isn't a judge, as he knows nothing about the finer points of garden ornamentals. He's just passing through, enjoying all the pretty flowers. Aaaaaand maybe making notes about who grows what rare flower, because you never know when that will be handy.]

I had no idea you have an interest in horticulture, Hoboken.

[Pointedly ignoring the display sign where Peter's mother's name is listed.]
abovethefold: (pic#11293919)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-18 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, she'll get him a Snapchat. Just you wait. She can make hideous faces at the camera that accurately sum up how she feels in the moment while feeling safe knowing she controls who sees them! And they're good for quick check-ins and proving to people that she is in fact eating/sleeping/doing whatever else they're accusing her of neglecting...]

You too? My phone was on silent but started chirping halfway across campus.

Nobody I've asked about it so far has known anything either. One boy thought he remembered seeing a building with the name over in Tisse, but I haven't been able to drive over and verify that yet.
daemonized: (86)

II

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-18 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a sight Recolle Square happens to be today. Between all the flower picking, the crown making, and general buzz of activity in the vicinity, Ardyn’s particularly glad he’s not the sort to suffer from pollen allergies — and of course, this is the first wry thought that filters through his head before he humors anything else.

But humor he does; someone seems to be busily working at one of the flower crowns, and the law professor practically saunters up, smiling in amusement.]


Now then, do you take requests?
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 out in the desert)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-18 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shuji is a good person who gets no appreciation from smelly boys. Mista doesn't seem to notice the concern. It's just water??? It's fine, chill.]

I have one. [DO YOU NOT SEE THE GUNS? The guns.] But if it's gonna rain anyway, it can rain on me. I don't mind.

[Even though his hair's sticking to his face even more now. What a mess.]
abovethefold: (pic#11102944)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-18 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[She at least has the grace to look embarrassed.]

I did! Just as always--I check the weather every morning after coffee. The rain was supposed to hold off until this evening.

[This isn't exactly what she'd call "holding off..."]

I must have checked the wrong date. I can't believe it...

I guess I can't complain, though-- [And here she'll flash him another smile.] --It's rare that I get to talk with you outside of class.
protegge: art by pixiv id#13132641 (🔫 you refill your isuzu)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow, Mista didn't see Majima at the flower crown making festival. The reason for this is pretty apparent, though. Mista was in the "can't make a flower crown for shit" area, and Majima was in the "actually not the worst at this" area. Never the twain shall meet.]

[But when he gets into work, there's his boss, bedecked with flowers and handing him a flower crown. Mista looks skyward for a moment, as though asking God: Hey, how come my boss is adorable? What kind of boss makes a flower crown for a guy? What's that about?]

[He's #blessed.]


Looks nice, boss.

[After hesitating a moment, because as previously discussed he is sort of a disaster when it comes to handling delicate things, he takes the crown and just. Plops it on his head. And poses. Vogues. Is he beautiful.]

How do I look.
departea: (pic#8331634)

[personal profile] departea 2017-04-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! [ it comes from the both of them, of course.

roderic calling out draws the beetle's attention to him, and annie has a moment of panic where she imagines a small child getting eaten by a giant bug on a leash. tragic. so she hops off the bench, shoe still in hand, and just hops over to where he is. ]


Shoo! Shoo, get away from him! [ she pauses, then laughs slightly. ] Oh... I don't mean shoe. Like the one... that I'm holding... oh just go away!
manufactured: (002. we burn and coil like cigarettes)

II. A

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-18 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That confident, are you?

[The sentiment is more than a bit dry, but not distinctly unkindly so; doubting, yes, explicitly discouraging, no. The sort of thing that stops just short of directly asking someone to put their money where their mouth is, but the implication is there, vaguely, should it be looked for.]

I don't have any need for flowers, I'll admit. But if you're going to be that bold about it and ask for next to nothing in return, you're going to make me curious about these skills of yours.
fairhands: (Yet it’s all tenuous voices)

[personal profile] fairhands 2017-04-18 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you can. There's no point in me keeping all of them to myself.

[ He holds one out for her. ]
manufactured: (003. the more you cry)

IV.

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-18 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well, that's interesting, isn't it. It's not to say that he hasn't noticed the, ah...the insects doing their thing while everyone acts like this is entirely fine, and honestly it isn't something that troubles him so much as it does strike him as fascinating in a mildly disturbing sort of way, but this way of dealing with it is a little. New.

Elda, what on earth.]


Finally found your line in the sand with regards to our new friends, it seems.
seventhprogenitor: (82)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-18 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasps it is, then, I can't stand the thought of a big spider! Tarantulas are rather creepy.

[... He loves tarantulas, but that isn't the point! He wants to see if his rebellious daughter will buy one.]

And I'll have you know your grandmother is not too cool for bug symphonies, simply narrow-minded. You'd do well not to end up like her in your rebellion against me~.
matchbreaker: (Mastermind)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ She's not!! So there!!

... Oh, Silver... ]
matchbreaker: (the one below was the worse option)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-18 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I swear that their excrement smells worse.

[ She sighed, shaking her head a little. Hello Wesker, nice to see you too. She puts a hand on her hip, one hand still fill of a last sign that she is planning put up on the street corner. ... That said- ]

So you at least noticed it's new.
Edited 2017-04-18 19:22 (UTC)
scythegun: (CONSIDER ⇝ hair-playing intensifies)

IV

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, normally Jaeger would have something to say about his neighbor taping things to a telephone pole, but he actually completely agrees with the sentiment.]

Oh good, someone's finally doing something about that! Hopefully people will actually pay attention to it.

[...jaeger you could have done something about it— no, okay, this is fine.]
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Definitely weirder that he has it... In fact, he doesn't seem bothered by the blunt question at all.]

Do you really think I'd stock anything that isn't valuable?

[...that isn't an answer, but boy does he seem to think it is.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-18 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mafuyu drags her feet, but that's the extent of her reluctance to run away from this fight, shooting looks over her shoulder at Iggy and then— ]

Oh.

[ She digs her heels to stop for a moment, and then she's the one pulling, picking up the pace with a destination in mind. ]

Come with me to my place! I know mom keeps bug spray in the garage for ants; that'll work!

[ Dad also keeps a rake and saws hanging on the walls, so if it comes to that, she's prepared too ]
scythegun: (CONSIDER ⇝ hair-playing intensifies)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll take that without comment, but his eyes narrow as he checks the amount. Thankfully there's only one other person in the store and they seem to be browsing.]

...If I may have a word with you?

[He inclines his head a bit, indicating the back room.]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-18 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't mind letting Blanche take whatever she wants usually, but he has to wonder just how long she's had her eye on these books...]

My, you don't forget, do you? Would you believe me if I told you I am German?

[This smile is so innocent, he's totally telling the truth!! (He actually is, he's just an asshole.)]