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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
flexer: (pic#8209227)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you didn't make that comment earlier I'd reconsider.

[ Is he lying? Is he being honest? You decide.

But genuinely speaking, considering how effortlessly the words leave his mouth and how he brings a hand to scratch the back of his neck, it's easy to tell that any apology isn't necessary. ]


Go ahead. [ He sighs. ] It's not bad, right?
allthreefourths: (pic#9361095)

[personal profile] allthreefourths 2017-04-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay gosh SMARTYPANTS way to ruin his vibe here ]

Now, I'm not going to say I'm a bug expert (even if I feel like it with the thousand plus one facts being thrown at me every day)...

But I'm willing to take my risks there with the unknown bugs that I can hopefully outswim. Badly. While being unable to breathe, which might be my biggest hurdle here actually.

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She wasn't going to apologize anyways... maybe if he let her have a third, which her free hand is already inching towards even as she takes her second. ]

It's good! It's really good! Did you make it?

[ Unsaid: maybe you should make a whole pot instead of these tiny spoons, just an idea!! ]
daemonized: (07)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-17 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What? An ignorance concerning the most basic of principles of legal procedure? Yes.

[Said casually, as if, of course.]

Then again, it's hardly a fair comparison. Something as simple as procedure can be exceedingly complicated where law is concerned.

So instead, I assume you're asking if I have any particularly dense students in my class. And the answer will always be yes. That's why I have office hours, you know.
sotenbori: (this is perfectly undercover)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Going to a club's like going on a date. Getting on the internet is like playing russian roulette with a bunch of trolls

[i'm....sorry]
seizedtheday: ([011])

Davey Jacobs | Newsies

[personal profile] seizedtheday 2017-04-17 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I. All I got was a running nose and Agiatic flu

[ True to fashion, Davey’s attempt to stride quickly from the library to the bus before the downpour has failed enormously. The skies have opened up as he’s halfway to either and with an ungraceful yelp, that’s a lot of cold water suddenly pouring down. Even with a quick shuffle sideways to a nearby awning he’s already looking like a rather sad drowned rat. At least he’s protected his work underneath the jacket (or so he hopes).

Of all days not to have an umbrella, this one really blows. ]
Some day, huh?


IV. It's all in my mind, Everything's illusion

[ So it’s been A Week, that’s for sure. First his phone has been doing weird things, then he got caught up in a downer downpour. But Davey’s sure he’s been sleeping enough, eating enough despite his schedule. It however, doesn’t explain the plus sized moth casually flapping behind a dog(?) walker. A couple of blinks and nope, no that’s certainly happening. …… Okay Davey maybe it’s time to take a break. Go talk to people or something.]

Wow, that’s certainly some dog. [ Please be seeing the same thing he is ]

Bonus; Text Edition

I think my phone is trying to tell me to watch out for Mothra.
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[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dog food.

[ repeated Sakura with slight apprehension. It always takes her aback that Aki could care for someone other than herself, let alone something much needier and temperamental than her. ]

It's not ice cream weather, that's for sure.

[ she remarks as they make their way back to Aki's place. ]
thisloveisjustice: (smile)

wildcard

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-04-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tatsuo knows what's up the moment he gets off the elevator. Food. Specifically lasagna and... some sort of baked good with apples. He'd only come down for a coffee refill, but this is much better.

He happens to walk into the break room right as Cherche is griping about the state of the place. All he can do is offer a sheepish smile.
]

Sorry, Mrs. Yata. We mean to keep it tidy, really.

[Did he leave his spoon in the sink? He can't remember...]
Edited 2017-04-17 22:34 (UTC)
botamochi: commissioned, dnt (pic#11234852)

[personal profile] botamochi 2017-04-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Isn't this where he should practice patience? Right. Takumi perseveres through this haggle, merely giving her a scowl of disbelief. He turns to face her, hand on his hip. ]

I don't have money, either. Why do you think I'm working?

[ So that he can have money. ]

If you want some samples, those are actually free.

[ Free nibble sized samples. ]
gudaguda: (pic#11127629)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I've tried everywhere on the first floor of this department store!

[ replies Sakura with a heavy sigh. None could offer a real explanation and the offer of vouchers wasn't helping. She wanted clothes that fit her, not stuff that would fall off her body the moment that she put it on. ]

I haven't gone upstairs yet but I don't know how much luck we're gonna have...

[ She readjusts her skirt, hosting it up and trying to preserve her modesty as best she can. ]
lingeringwill: (Eh)

[personal profile] lingeringwill 2017-04-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't mean literally okay he just knows he's being judged!!! Probably. Maybe.]

Whiskey, Gin, Vodka...

...

Beer.

[Laughs and rubs the back of his head.]

I spent a lot of money, alright?

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry doesn't make things better!" is Mafuyu's reply, even though it does, that's why the word exists. She kneels down to start picking up the flowers she had dropped, not even bothering to shake the dirt off before piling them into her arms.

"But whatever. You don't need to replace them— they're fine; I took all the ones with missing petals and stuff."
botamochi: commissioned, dnt (pic#11234849)

[personal profile] botamochi 2017-04-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you're wrong he'll beat the shit out of yata--anyway, he huffs at the sight of that smile. Even if Shinn hasn't said anything, he can feel the ridicule! ]

I wanted to stop by the grocery store, then head to the bakery.

[ He isn't saying Shinn should ferry him there, but he's throwing the idea out there. ]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He'll have money when he's done working, and that money can be applied towards pastries. QED. Samples though, means she doesn't have to rely on Takumi's good will, much of which she's already expended. ]

Are you working right now, Takumi? Hurry up and let's go inside! I want samples!!

[ She remains hopeful that maybe he'll be nice and give her slightly larger nibble sized samples please ]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What're you ordering?

[ She'd come inside to get out of the rain, initially, and with Mizuki loitering around with a magazine, she just thought he was the same. Thus, a complete 180 when he starts talking about food. ]

Let me try some.
rhygret: (BALLS)

J a c k

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-04-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Going with met in a bar, hasn't met him for this case yet, and currently too freaked out to recognize him if das cool-- ]

I--what?? Wait, are you...are you saying you can see them too sir??

[ It will probably be the only time Rhys calls Jack sir without it being a pointed note of irritation, just because he has no idea what he's in for but the feeling he has is just relief split right down the middle alongside freaking out because if he's not the only one who sees them does that mean--does that mean that this is really happening?? ]
flexer: (pic#8209239)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Girl.

He's going to pick up the tray and get it away from her, she'll obviously eat the rest if he just continues to stand there. ]


Yeah. Have you heard of Yamazaki's Paris? [ There's a practiced accent. ] My dad owns it.
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[personal profile] allthreefourths 2017-04-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's sorry... minako... don't hate him. cute puppy, too. don't hate him either, cute puppy!

hiccup barely manages another exasperated look at thor who... continues to eat, but. you know. hiccup's attention's back on minako for the moment as he rubs the back of his neck with a sigh. ]


Yeah, some of us actually have a sense of shame-- [ the implication is: UNLIKE CAT ] --So I'd like to make it up to you, extra or not. Honestly. Anything around that caught your eye? Uh, like... I don't know, some kind of dessert or something?

[ a glance at the puppy ]

A dog treat?
thesettingsun: smile (I'm a good guy)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's been bullied by people shorter than her before, so she absolutely can shove him into the changing room without resistance.

The changing room. Where it's just him, this shirt that doesn't fit, a mirror, and some girl who's made his clothing choices her business.]


...I don't know if I can do this in front of someone...
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[If the dog is surprising, wait till she meets Yuuko...

In any case, the comment about ice cream sure is true. It'd be more like slush once the rain hits it hard enough...

But that's not what she brings up when she actually talks back, mostly because she's been focused on something else.
]

I was just thinking, wouldn't someone like you benefit from getting sick?

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Then say the hobby shop, not the station! Also [ what is a hobby shop ] you can't buy hobbies.

[ She doesn't think so? She's never been, and maybe she can get him to buy her something in repayment, so she unfurls the umbrella anyways and hands it to him. ]

You hold it and follow me.
wantshappiness: (neutral || would you like to eat lunch t)

aw, yeah~

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-17 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wings are important.]

No. It's just I was about to call my uncle to come pick me up. [That was probably another faux pas for children: telling a stranger your guardian didn't actually know where you are.] If there's somewhere you need to be, I can ask him to bring an extra umbrella for you.

[Since she heard something about wings and six o'clock.]
matchbreaker: (Storm King's Thunder)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . Doesn't this girl look a little familiar? Elda's not sure she can place it, but she's near certain she's seen a picture of her before...

Ah well. Dismissing the though, the older woman tosses back her shoulder length brown hair (... as if you need to toss hair that length but details) and got right up in front of her new companion. ]


All the actual specialty stores down the block are a bust too, I only just arrived here.

[ :T ]
wantshappiness: (flustered || worry)

Re: MOD QUESTIONS

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it only dogs that are turning into insects? Or are other animals doing it too?
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[personal profile] vitis 2017-04-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that gets a chuckle out of him. ]

John Becket that's almost cute. you think it can play dead and roll-over too?

yeah reckon some raid and a salt bomb oughta do the trick
but then maybe the raid'll just succeed in evolving pesticide resistant pests :) then we really might be doomed

hopefully you've gleaned some useful survivor tips from these "fun facts"