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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh absolutely not!

[well gee he shot that one right down]

I had some business to attend to out here, but I was heading back to my shop. I suppose I could escort you wherever you need to go.

[He doesn't have a choice. She's already in his personal space. She's exactly as pushy as her dad, he's not surprised at all.]
seventhprogenitor: (79)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll be pleased to see you at home before dark, my darling apple blossom. Bring home whatever boyfriend you have as well, he can have a mixed drink too.
metafictions: (Bᴜᴛ I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssᴇᴅ)

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[personal profile] metafictions 2017-04-17 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Travis may be younger and somewhat, bizarrely, wiser than his astral plane assassin counterpart, but that doesn't mean he's not still an otaku weeb dickbag, and it definitely doesn't mean that he's not above...

taking a selfie

of sakura taking selfies.

he's got v for victory fingers and tagged her in it on instagram too??? why
]

i ran into a photoshoot oops 🌸🌸🌸 #sakurafujiwara #instagirlgo #kawaii
Edited 2017-04-17 17:51 (UTC)
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, you really are terrible!

[He sounds so pleased though. It's good to know Ferid hasn't changed a bit in all these years. He certainly hasn't either, after all.]

I'll have to keep all of this in mind in case I ever need an arrangement done! I don't know the first thing about flower language, after all!
seventhprogenitor: (82)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm charmed you'd worry about me, but there's no need for it. I enjoy the rain.

[He'll close up his parasol and set it aside, let's get that umbrella down with the power of love.]
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (DISTRESS 🌸 not a fan)

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[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Baren!! [ thank goodness, someone she knows. levy - whose hair is black and not blue but fuck you icons i will buy back blue hair month 2 if i can - darts forward to try to get under the umbrella without actually. asking. but hey. ] Oh, good, I thought they might get wet.

[ "they" is of course a stack of books that didn't quite fit into his backpack. she's hunched over them to protect them, and less worried about getting wet herself than she is about the idea Her Books Might Get Wet. ]
trappingheart: (pic#11111011)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You assume right. They have a club for it at school, I'm pretty sure, but even there, it's not like anyone drags their bamboo sticks back and forth to class.

[ Weirdo. ]

Look, just call me Yohane, alright? It's my street name.
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (SIGH 🌸 you make me tired)

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[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ levy, of course is...shorter than sayaka. oops. ]

Sayaka-chan! I...think maybe I can climb up if you give me a boost? I'm not too bad at climbing things! Reaching for it normally is a little harder though...
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (DEBATE 🌸 while reading)

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[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm? What's interesting, Kyouko?

[ levy has been hearing the sounds too, but - she's...also reading a new book. and she can ignore pretty much anything when doing that, although people talking is enough to get her to look up, so she peers over the top of her book at kirigiri.

let's say they're in their living room or something idk amber!! ]
cattack: (pic#11158205)

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[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cleo noticed her own clothes suddenly not fitting right, so the most important thing was to get new workout clothes, so she accompanied Kirigiri here.]

It seems I've been careless in my exercise without realizing... My size doesn't fit anymore.

[She hasn't realized it's not just her yet.]
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (SIGH 🌸 you make me tired)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow, she knows that voice! levy is having...similar issues, but she'll hone in on mizuki's voice and follow it to the source. ]

You, too, Mizuki? This is so weird. My sizes seem to be all wrong, too...but that's a weird coincidence.
trappingheart: (pic#10641136)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that we can afford it on a policeman's salary, right? Isn't this sort of thing a job for our oh-so-brave protectors of the people?

[ Oh, so now she's sucking up-- ]
overtwohundred: (wanted)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-17 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
hit me with it, kiddo. make it good.
livingdeadgirl: (grin 2)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ami's face lights up with a wide grin. A kindred spirit...! Although why would that be surprising, if he works at a place like this then you'd expect him to enjoy all the weird shit but shhhhh]

I was wondering, though - there's a bunch of spooky stuff, but I couldn't find any bones, or things in jars. [she makes a roughly jar-shaped gesture.] Do you have anything like that?
honestea: (pic#11258455)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[The moment Lucian walks inside, Rantaro immediately recalls when and where did he give him the card. Not that it's all that important but for some reason, his smile widens a bit.]

My personal favorite happens to be ujicha, but you can taste a variety of teas today and decide which one suits your palate best.

[That said, Ran points to the lacquered table with cushions around it. On top of said table, there are a few clean tea bowls, a traditional kettle and, of course, a selection of teas, each in a separate wooden container. For convenience, on top of each container, there's a small piece of paper informing which kind of tea one might find inside.]
gudaguda: (pic#11127625)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-17 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Home. I went and bought dinner...

[ Tentatively, she reaches for the umbrella and puts it over her head. ]

What are you doing here anyway outside of your NEET Cave??
innocentloveholic: (12. ba duda ba duda ba duda badu)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well there goes her smile, immediately, replaced by an angry pout. The more fun one her butt. ]

...The history museum. I have a project to work on. [ She manages to sound only slightly put-off about it. A feat. ] It's totally boring, though! I wanted to do like, research on a scandal or something, but my teach was like, "No, Alison, pick from the list of topics and go to the museum like everyone else."

[ huff. ]
gudaguda: (pic#11127632)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This dude followed her from the very beginning and she turns around to find that... he's still there! Is this creepy or endearing?

Both?

Probably. ]


Oh you're... @thewrestlegod on the app.

[ She says, with a head tilt. ]
innocentloveholic: were singing (06. in the key that our souls)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
he had another girlfriend so we broke up

that wasnt a fun fact though do you want another
frostedoverland: (❄️ 83)

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[personal profile] frostedoverland 2017-04-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack is pretty amused at the big guy staring intently at the violets. While he was there to help the little kids mostly, he meandered around to see id anyone in general needed help. It pained him a little but he'd learned how to make flower crowns with his sister before she passed away. He knelt down in front of him, smiling.]

Need some help, sir?
seventhprogenitor: (78)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hit me with that fun, factual knowledge.
innocentloveholic: (10. ba de ya - dancing in september?)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
crows can sleep standing up but they only dream if theyre laying down
innocentloveholic: (10. ba de ya - dancing in september?)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHY ARE YOU ]

houseflies hum in the key of f
honestea: (pic#11259379)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, they're not mere bamboo sticks. They're weapons.

[Shouldn't that be obvious, duh. But don't worry, he's patient.]

Yo...hane? Is it like..."feather of the night"?

[He can't help it, it's the first thing that comes to his mind.]
scythegun: (DECISION ⇝ you're totally fucked)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
My, it's not often someone asks about something like that...! But you're in luck, I do happen to have something along those lines!

[He motions for her to follow him and turns on his heel, leading her toward the back of the shop.]

Is there something in particular you're looking for or are you just browsing?