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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
trappingheart: (pic#11089625)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not calming down when there are cat-eating bugs roaming around! What are you, crazy?! We don't have a second to waste here! I'll find those goddamn creepy crawlies and squash them all myself if I have to!

[ It's what Sassy would have wanted-- ]

But first, we need a net! A big one!
chaoticdrifting: (really dull)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh this and that.

[Waving a hand vaguely in the air, he finishes the cup of coffee-flavored sugar and takes it over to the sink and cleans it up. He might be a little of a loafing freeloader on his best days, but Tsukasa at least had a few residues of manners to him. Even if he tends to complain about having to resort to them.]

Waiting for a couple officers so I can get their statements on a couple things. Do you work here?
honestea: (pic#11259307)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[To him, it's like she has appeared out of nowhere anyway and it makes him almost jump up on the spot. Not to mention his bewildered (and amusing) expression.]

Feli...corn?

[It makes sense, how could he not realized that sooner.]

Are you some felicorn expert? It's impressive how you can tell by just looking.

[RAN NO...]
littlekittens: (子猫九匹)

Algira | Akatsuki no Yona

[personal profile] littlekittens 2017-04-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Workshop comment over yonder. ]

(( i ))
[ Alec isn't really bothered by the rain. He has a cute cat umbrella to cover himself with and he's not in a hurry to be anywhere yet, what with there being another three hours before his first class today.

So he's browsing some of the street vendors and all those places, and is looking over the fashion they have there. ]


Hey, do you have this but with cats?

[ It may be a belt buckle, a shirt, a blanket, or anything, really. He just wants something new with cats on it. ]


(( ii ))
[ Making flower crowns? Alec has done that before. He's not very talented but he enjoys it.

He also enjoys giving them to random people. Mainly by placing them on that random person's head without warning, stranger or friend not mattering. ]



(( iv ))
[ He was following a cat, and it was lazily strolling down the street without being bothered. He saw its tail as it sat down, as it turned a street corner.

And then when he turns the corner too, the cat has been replaced by a big grasshopper. ]


...but...the cat...?

[ He's so confused and a little sad because...cats. He loves cats. Bugs, not so much. ]
prometheanflame: (hell2me)

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[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mohammed is having no luck as well on his mission to find good clothes. This is the fifth store he's visiting today, and everyone is having the same issues with fitting. He might as well give up and resort to a baggy clothing style for the rest of his life.

But Mohammed does not give up. He will find something that fits, even if he has to try every article in the store.

...But he will retreat strategically when he spots a university professor leaving his next target. She doesn't appear to be in a good mood, and considering how awful he considers his current outfit to be, she's going to judge him so hard.

She won't see him in this state if he ducks into the alleyway. Problem solved.]
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-17 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sakura.Sakura.

[She really gets like this, doesn't she...when Sakura's in a trance like this over clothes, it's hard to get her attention.

So Nobu does the only rational thing and tilts her umbrella forwards, spilling all of the water on top of it right onto Sakura's head.
]
cattack: (pic#11159576)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[She tags along behind Cherche, looking around.]

Do they grow that quickly? I admit I don't know much about flowers.
cattack: (pic#11159576)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Name, address, or history.

[She just thinks Mafuyu wants to see more cat pictures. After all, who wouldn't?]

Cleo Ritter. You?
honestea: (pic#11258453)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no need for you to be rude. [Now, Yoshiko, look what have you done...he looks away for a moment, but that's it.] The library? I've been wondering where it is for a while.

[There's no escape.]

Only when I have practice. Is it weird to carry a wooden sword here?
cattack: (pic#11159570)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[she 100% believes him. and seems genuinely impressed by this.]

I had no idea... Perhaps I should come pay respects to this temple sometime. Where is it?
outpunch: (pic#11050271)

[personal profile] outpunch 2017-04-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be tragic if some of those mistook you for a cat.

[Muttered under his nose, he tries to make sure that she won't hear that, but well...even if she does, he'll just shrug it off.]

What, you want to catch it? Wouldn't it be faster to beat the shit out of it right away, without that net crap?
aldarok: (With golden sun rays)

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[personal profile] aldarok 2017-04-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, let us say she's out for shopping after work, then. She has been looking at some of these things, but nothing has caught her eye, because her tastes are rather. Uh. Exotic. ]

Well, the designs of most of the clothing could stand to be a whole lot better, if that's what you mean.

[ ... She's trying to lighten the situation up a tad, perhaps-- ]
prometheanflame: (listening/neutral)

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[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'll wait it out.

[His leather bag is providing just as much coverage as the umbrella is for Aleksandros. He jumps under the awning of the convenience store and shakes the droplets off of his bag.]

I don't have anywhere to be. [In case he's asked again to take the umbrella. There's likely someone else who needs it more.]
trappingheart: (pic#11089855)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
A-ah, Miss Luca..!

[ What a surprise! It's almost funny how quickly Luca being around can calm her down, because her volume dips back to her inside voice and her tone changes entirely. It's hard to get Yoshiko's respect, but, Luca seems to have earned it thoroughly, because now she looks like the cat that swallowed the canary, which must be a bit funny to any onlookers... ]

It's, well...it's just this goddamn store, is all. They don't have anything in my size, or my color, and I shop here all the time, so...

[ It's just very frustrating, is all. ]
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[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-17 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Geho!

[ Sakura sputters as she gets water all over her. She goes from being slightly wet to absolutely drenched. She blinks the water out of her eyes and turns to see who the idiot who got water over her was. ]

Did you have to do that?

[ She's annoyed that Aki couldn't call her attention... like a normal person. ]
trappingheart: (pic#10641127)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...If you're trying to make her feel a bit guilty, it's working, Ranmaru. ]

Fine. If you're looking for a goddamn chaperone, I guess you picked the right person, since I've only lived here for my whole life. Come on, I'll show you the way, but after that, you're on your own, alright? Honestly, now...

[ Just how out of touch can one person be? ]

Do you see anyone else carrying around wooden swords?
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-17 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you weren't in another world, you might've heard me.

[Okay, so could've raised her voice...she just didn't want to.

And on top of all that-
]

I thought you could use an umbrella to walk under, so I was gonna offer.
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

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[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a damn good thing he brought an umbrella today. He really doesn't want to ruin his hair or his suit and since the weather forecasters haven't been all that reliable lately, it's good to be prepared just in case.

What's less good is finding the daughter of his distant cousin trapped under an awning. He's stopped when she grabs his arm and he just sort of stares for a moment before he composes himself.]


Well, well, if it isn't Alison! I didn't expect to run into you out here!

[...he's got no choice but to share his umbrella, doesn't he. Dammit.]
trappingheart: (pic#11089853)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard that, you asshat! You'd just love that, wouldn't you? You'd have way more time to take naps in your car and eat donuts!

[ Jerk! Rude! ]

We gotta make sure it doesn't run away, and then we can beat the shit out of it! If you try to hold it down without a net, it might slip out and fly away or something. And I'm not letting a single one of these guys go without a fight.
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[personal profile] lucoaraara 2017-04-17 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear...is that right? I came out here for the same reason. I think I've lost weight...

[Which explains her own clothing, too. Still, she's looking a little thoughtful now.]

Maybe you could try somewhere else? You can come with me, if you'd like.
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[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a second here he gets pale upon hearing about chaperones. However, Ran comes back to his senses soon enough.]

Understood. Thank you so much, miss...

[Should he call her chaperone, then? Let's put that off for a while, maybe she'll be kind enough to share her name with him.]

Not really. But I just assumed that kendo isn't very popular here.
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

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[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll never make money that way!

[But hey, it's not like Ferid needs the money. Jaeger approaches anyway since he's here to check out the stalls.]

So how many people are certain they'll win over their heart's desire, hmm?

[C'mon Ferid, give him some gossip.]
outpunch: (got the glory)

[personal profile] outpunch 2017-04-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What would I do with all that time, I wonder.

[Hey, Juzo's not telling you that he's been just kidding. Even if he was just kidding.]

A big net...a huge net, even. Wouldn't fishing shops have those? But it's going to be expensive, I can tell.

[He can't imagine her having too much many on her right now, or even in general.]
scythegun: (NEUTRAL ⇝ this ain't a scene)

Yeager (Jaeger) | Tales of Vesperia

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I.
    [Jaeger's lucky enough to avoid the sudden downpour by ducking into a local cafe, but that certainly doesn't mean he wants to stay here for long. He orders tea to be polite and sits at a table tapping his foot impatiently as he stares out the window at the rain. He really doesn't have time to be sitting in here while it pours, but the alternative is getting wet and Jaeger is not about to ruin his hair or his suit. You can catch him checking his phone every few minutes to look at the time or otherwise play some stupid games while he waits, and if you don't approach him first, he'll eventually approach you. He's all out of tea and he's done waiting.]

    Hello! It certainly is dreadfully unfortunate that we're stuck in here, ja? And here I thought it was supposed to be clear today!

    [His accent is ridiculously thick and very German. Despite the irritation he's been showing over at his table his words are chipper and cheerful and his smile looks genuine. But surely he's not approaching you just to talk...]

    You wouldn't happen to have an umbrella, would you?

    [Ah yes, there's the real reason behind this.]


II.
    [This sort of thing really doesn't interest Jaeger, but he wouldn't be a very good salesman if he didn't at least stop by to check out the stalls! He's not here to buy anything though and he'll leave empty-handed, but he's having a good time chatting up the vendors and examining their wares. If you're manning a stall he'll chat you up too, starting by asking about whatever you've got in stock. It's very obvious this man has never set foot in a garden for any amount of time given how he asks about literally everything.

    It's also possible to run into him on the outskirts of the festival, where he'll be hanging back and just sort of watching everyone. Instead of the usual cheerful expression he looks contemplative, like he's considering something very deep. He probably isn't.]


WILDCARD.
    [There's a little shop full of trinkets and strange objects that you might have come across. It's very well maintained but the items within are strange at best and downright disturbing at worst. It looks like your typical curio shop, but there's something a little weird about it. Maybe it's the man who runs it. Jaeger always seems happy and upbeat, regardless of what's actually going on. He's just a little off, like everything else in his shop.

    Maybe you're in the market for a job, or maybe you already work for him. Either way you'll have to put up with this man for awhile and it probably won't end well. You'll have access to the back of the store, which looks like a living space that is practically untouched. There's also some other strange stuff back here... is that a skull? It's probably fake, right? Things are way creepier back here. Maybe you don't want to work for this man.

    If you're just browsing, expect to deal with Jaeger as well. He's a charming salesman who's good at what he does, but that doesn't excuse him from popping up seemingly out of nowhere.]


    Good afternoon! Have you found what you're looking for?


(You can find Yeager's workshop comment over here or hit me up [plurk.com profile] pokerap if you have any questions!)
destage: (DISTANT ♡ Do you have a dream?)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gonna pet the fuck outta the kitty when they get back, she swears. At that last bit, though, Sayaka chuckles.]

What are friends for, if not to help out every once in a while? It'd be really rude to make you two suffer in this horrible weather. If it could stop raining sometime soon, though, that'd be really nice...

[Free them from the hideous weather. Make the rain stoooop.]