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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Take care, as well, Jack.

[STOP THESE SAD VIOLIN DELETIONS wtf]
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-30 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fai breathes a heavy sigh of relief and leans over against Majima's shoulder for a moment, not even really thinking about it. At least the outer shell of the jacket is... mostly dry? Except for where his hair has been dripping on it, but that's higher up.]

Oh, thank God I'm not the only one who's seen them! I was starting to think I was going crazy!
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. At least folie à deux sounds like a good way to get internalized?? Or something.]

Should they be? [Casting a curious, hesitant glance at the bugs, and— Nope. Still freaky as shit. Oh my god.] I'm afraid I'm not too knowledgeable when it comes to their, ah... Particular biology.

[Insect fun facts have failed her for not dishing out the details.]
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, that would make two of us. Does it always rain like this at this time of the year?

[Since she's only lived here for... a couple of months. Sweats.]
Edited 2017-04-30 21:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-30 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it truly so bad?

[Well. The combination of colors is atrocious. A giant cricket is also atrocious. But her kneejerk instinct to to try and be nice to the mystery old lady.]

It certainly showcases their, erm... creativity.

[Nah, it's straight up awful.]
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[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, coastal city, spring weather. It gets pretty wet, yeah. But April Showers bring May Flowers, right?
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[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not that the temptation isn't there. Koushuu crinkles his nose at him, though doesn't counter that - he doesn't have allergies, after all, so Fai's right.

But he does look mildly tired at him when he grins, because he knows better than to think he's off scot-free. This is his life, apparently, surrounded by people made of sunshine and rainbows.
]

I get some at minor and major league games a lot, so I guess. Sure.
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[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-30 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least they know where the line is, probably..? Koushuu figures Sousuke can take it, anyways, if he's dishing it out. ]

I'm not about to lie just to get free food. Not exactly an approach to fine dining that I'd like to take, especially with French food. My mother would kill me.

[ She'd Know, just like Sousuke's Senpai Sense. ]
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[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The rack's comfortable. [The clothes move around a bit, like whoever's in there just shrugged.] Like a super secret cave.

[... They should probably stop watching Fourth Wall Friendly Batman.]

'M always right, though. I'm smart.

[Said while they peek out of the clothes rack, chill like hiding here is 100% normal. Gosh.]
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[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-30 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That I've talked to, anyways, the internet is a hit or miss. And I haven't shown it to Yukine yet.

[ Take it as a compliment, mom.

He turns his phone around to scroll a bit, nose crinkled as he looks down at the screen. To think that fashion is reaching this point, apparently.
] A pair costs $95.
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YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FINE I backtag everything forever

[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Koushuu reaches his hand up to keep the magazine from getting smacked into his face, but also so that he can actually look at it. He's used to this kind of stuff out of Eijun, after all, so. Rin isn't that different. ]

They go to the bathroom before they put it on, and then they don't drink or eat anything until it's time to either take it off or, in the case of models, switch into a different outfit.

[ He's been to a few shoots with his mother when she was hired to take photos, so he can at least answer that. ]
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
It means exactly what it sounds like. Like, dancing fruit? I bet those things're looking pretty weird right about now, too.

[Welcome to hell.]
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[personal profile] skald 2017-05-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Relata...xations. [This word actually gives her pause, probably because it's a mashup of two different words in her third language. She tries it again:] Relataxations. Great! I will definitely look into it.

That would be great! I think you'd really enjoy it. [she has absolutely nothing to base this assumption on at all, besides the fact that she enjoys it.] I'm in six right now! I took a little extra because I was just so excited about the options, ahaha...
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[personal profile] disaccordant 2017-05-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Do all adults demand money from kids?

[He follows Yato, albeit still frowning.]

... Fine. Whatever's cheapest.
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[personal profile] disaccordant 2017-05-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[he doesn't want to be here???

He just stares at Kashuu for a few moments, before all he can manage is an incredulous:]


... What?

[As he pinches the bridge of his nose because maybe he's just??? sick???? and his mind is doing weird things to him????]
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Want me to get an orange out from the back to show you?

[HE'LL MAKE THIS POOR FOOL CONFRONT HIS FRUIT DEMONS. He's been tired since the day he had to start keeping them in a special crate so they wouldn't start dancing out onto the floor and everyone else acted like that was totally normal.]
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[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-05-01 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like... they don't have lungs, they "breathe" through their exoskeletons. So once they pass a certain size, the oxygen can't get through to their innermost innards.

[pause.]

Or so I have read. I am not an entomologist, obviously.
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[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-05-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I was on my way home from school. [She's thirteen, after all and she'd bee walking home by herself since she was nine (most of the kids did when she was still living in Japan).]

But...[And she looks down.] I just want to know that he gets back to his owner all right.

[Policemen were trustworthy and all but Yuuri would just like to see the little(?) guy reunited with his owner if it were possible.]
wantshappiness: (happy || relieved)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-05-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuuri lets out a long sigh of relief (that's almost dramatic).]

I'm so glad....I thought I was going crazy too! Or maybe that I had offended some kind of cricket god and didn't realize it.
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[personal profile] goen 2017-05-01 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Depressing... Even Yato eats better than that, and he's homeless. ]

That's disgustingly bachelor. Someone get this man a girlfriend.
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[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-05-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Matsuoka? [A familiar sounding surname! Man, Yuuri is homesick like you can't believe and she immediately zeros in on anything even remotely familiar.] Your family wouldn't happen to be from Japan, would they?
goen: (pushed my luck)

[personal profile] goen 2017-05-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nice gestures are never as difficult as when they come from Yato... Once he's satisfied that she's putting it on and not chucking it to the sidewalk or something, he stuffs his free hand into his jacket pocket. ]

They let me off early. I'm not sure what I should do now...

[ His favorite hobby, napping in the park, is no longer a viable option. A shame. ]

Maybe I'll go fishing.
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[personal profile] frisyr 2017-05-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ok, but can he trust this guy? Emil looks down at the defenseless pup. ]

I'll work something out.

[ Sorry Goro. ]

Until I can find him a permanent home.
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[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-05-01 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
too late :p
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[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-05-01 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly does~! It has the cutest angry smushy face with fangs and little horns.