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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
bombasstic: (Default)

[personal profile] bombasstic 2017-04-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Germany?

[He isn't guessing where she's from-]

Are we just naming countries?

[He's being a little shit.]
feistytrader: (this sneasel is just a year old)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that stings, but there's no way he's giving up now.]

Not yet, huh? Don't worry, you're smart, athletic, and cute. I'm sure you'll score plenty of dates.
zerotohiro: (I'm going to lose my mind)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-28 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean on that Retrospec app? I think I saw it but figured it was just photoshop. That...definitely wasn't photoshop. [What the hell was it then?] Nothing like this has ever happened before, but that doesn't make it the norm does it?

There's no way to get around it being real though. That's the worst part.
zerotohiro: (Hold that thought)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-28 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately he'll talk about his big bro all day but luckily for Ami he's also more interested in robots. So there's that. There's a nod and he tilts his head again.]

Probably not a bad idea. [And then a pause.] Hiro. Hey. [It's a start.] Which way are you heading anyway? I can probably go half-way and tell you everything you wanna know.
zerotohiro: (I might have one)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That just makes it even more suspicious. Great. [He wrinkles his nose because that's disconcerting, but at least he's listening.] What part of it isn't really useless? Sounds like just another social media app that's got a tendency for being proper, I guess.
zerotohiro: (I'm going to lose my mind)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-28 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How long have they even been gone? This doesn't make any sense.

[WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT THIS?]
wherethewildthingsare: (OATZ SQUATZON)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-04-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just cause sometimes I play with kids in the neighborhood doesn't mean I'm a pushover.

Certainly not.

[He's feigning offense, now, folding his arms and huffing, looking away.]
zerotohiro: (Worried)

no worries!

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-28 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is the worst thing ever?]

...must've gotten away. [Though how, he's not sure. So he creeps out from behind the garbage can and he squints through the rain, frowning heavily.] I know what I saw, Sora. Centipede. Big one. [His eyes scan the area and they land on the dog turned back into a dog soon enough.] No way. How did it change back already?

[Sorry he's like this, Sora.]
seeker: (05.)

[personal profile] seeker 2017-04-28 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd be the same. The wondering would be too much to deal with.

[Her tone is thoughtful. Eventually, she thinks to ask:] Did you feel like you were ready for it? It's a big responsibility.
saltsplash: (Don't take this lightly!!!)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2017-04-28 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
See it??
saltsplash: (Show me!)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2017-04-28 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[He waves at Fai dismissively, laughing a bit.]

It's fine, you were so absorbed in it I couldn't help but tease you.
saltsplash: (That's the space they occupy)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2017-04-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I just adjusted. I had some practice dealing with kids since I was a nurse for a while and ended up dealing with kids at their worst and saddest. Before him I wasn't even thinking about dating, let alone having kids, so I kinda just jumped in the deep end. Especially since I didn't actually have to adopt him... I just wanted to see that whole thing through.
impulsives: (pic#10306706)

[personal profile] impulsives 2017-04-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
lol you got duped too, dang. i thought i was the only one that thought that it's kind of crap.

but eh, 4chan peeps thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread but them anons am i right.

it's quieting down for a fair bit. but can't relax yet, assignments are piling up as i speak right now.

remember me as i lived, my friend. giving a middle finger to homeworks.
tarotcards: (1964495 (2))

[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-04-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I get 4chan's excitement over it because no one ever thought it'd be made, but stiff articulation + poor colour separation makes it hard to display it proudly. (╯︵╰,)

RIP in peace, my friend. I'll remember you always and will give your plasmos a good home with me. (●´人`●)
Edited 2017-04-28 19:54 (UTC)
impulsives: (pic#10306708)

[personal profile] impulsives 2017-04-28 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
the articulation just plain killed it, i don't mind shitty colour separation since i can just paint them over. you know me and my garish colour schemes.

y'know, i might probably just mention you in my will since my sister doesn't understand the beauty of these paragon of coolness.

but yeah man i shouldn't have gone and taken like a shitton of courses for my first semester. actually why the fuck did i think it was a good idea in the first place.
biellmann: (fuckin ugly wallpaper)

[personal profile] biellmann 2017-04-28 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No, your accent...

[ he's definitely just being a little shit, but it's not worth getting riled up about... he seems like a weird character. Best not to enable his behavior more than she has to. ]
tarotcards: (e6)

[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-04-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I still think you should put up tutorial videos on your painting. My painting jobs are decent, but I could still learn a lot from you.

Why are siblings like this? Yu doesn't seem to get it either. He doesn't understand that spending hours with your models, perfecting them is time well spent. Your sister and my brother would get along very well. (︶︹︺)

I'd like to know the answer to that question too. Do you long for pain and suffering, Shin? Are you a masochist? Is that why you did this to yourself?
frilly: <lj user="lavellei"> (We had escaped from the crowd)

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-28 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How long do you think it will take?
bombasstic: (Default)

[personal profile] bombasstic 2017-04-28 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I am, yeah.

[Well, if she's not going to play along, it's not as fun, but alas, that's life...]

Just got here not too long ago. You from here?
true_noir: (Cloak16)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-28 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, for her to move out? I need to finish college and open my own business. In truth, we will have to see each other by phone for a few years yet, but I've known that for a while. I will visit her and my girlfriend when I can.
frilly: <lj user="palumpolum"> (of rain on my desktop)

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-28 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh! A long distance relationship, too...? That must be so hard.

[ Chloe you need more flowers by the minute. ]
biellmann: (wao)

[personal profile] biellmann 2017-04-28 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no fun allowed ]

Yes, basically. I thought about moving, but... [ ... it's expensive. And her career didn't work out. Let's not dwell on that. Chiyuki shakes her head faintly. ] Well, whatever. That's pretty far away... Why did you move to Recolle?
true_noir: (Cloak15)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-28 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heh, well, she was used to it by now, so to speak, but she wasn't going to tell Madoka about all the heaps of relationship problems memory regains could cause.]

Well, it was the first year, but you would be amazed how helpful an ipad truly can be in these situations, no?
frilly: <lj user="palumpolum"> (What?)

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-28 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, technology is pretty great! I have a couple of online friends, but we only talk through text. But I guess with webcams and stuff it must be at least a little bit better.
true_noir: (Peaceful)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-28 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's still difficult, but it has helped a lot. Sometimes, I don't know what I would do without it, even with this app we have to deal with. [She shrugged.] International flights are a bit expensive after all.