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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
chaoticdrifting: (i really have to wonder)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not that kind of person. Not really. Don't give him that look, he may seem a creeper but it's srs not that way because that kind of creeper takes work and he is kinda lazy.]

Maybe. Who knows?
adoringpast: (we'd be so fantastical)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-04-17 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Do you really think he's that desperate for your help, Nico? Thanks, but no thanks. You may have expensive tastes despite your ~tragic backstory~, but Mizuki here has standards. He may take every job offer given to him, but someday he'll be able to choose for himself.

But wow, what nerve. With a "tch", Mizuki leers at her, sizing her up so that their size difference really shows. ]


Hah? This "ugly" mug has been in more magazines than you can ever imagine. It may as well cost more than all the clothes in this dump.

[ okay he's exaggerating but ]

'Sides, didn't you even notice that the trends nowadays are getting real shitty? So much for creativity.
goen: (( º言º))

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ask me!

[ That's his answer and he's sticking with it... He refuses to be any number lesser than Baren's, whatever it might be. ]

If that's all, I'm taking your dumb muumuu.

[ The less he talks to Baren, the better... ]
hjack69: (pic#10933147)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm a pleb when it comes to wine, Ros. [ Jack shrugs easily, flashing a smile. ] Now, tequila - I consider myself an expert on tequila. Got a thousand dollar bottle back home I've been itchin' to crack open sometime, if you ever feel like being fancy as hell while you're getting trashed.

[ He's got a good amount in him right now, so she's welcome to all of it she wants - Jack stretches like a cat, obviously satisfied, and when he's finished talking, he winks. ]

We'll go embarrass the shit out of ourselves in public and make a fancy restaurant deal with us. Make a real night of it.
cattack: (You're kind of adorably dumb.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
You hardly seem the devout type... Perhaps I have misjudged you.

[she seems to be impressed by this

good job, yata]
crudest: (♚ or fashionably bored)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-17 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[nice to know that yata would date a girl even if she's a pyro

but Baren tilts his head at that - ]
Well, I think she was trying to get at me... but she's - you know, really nice?

[like he just said

he is apparently not into that. so he gestures at Yata's palm]


Nice girl needs a [gestures to Yata] nice guy to have a [bigger gesture with both arms to a general waving motion] nice life where you move to the suburbs and have some average to below-average intelligence but good-looking kids and I dunno, get a hamster or some domestic shit.

[ . . . ]

Yeah, that's about what I expect from you.

[why does he sound bored now]
cattack: (pic#4867983)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I believe we both know. And I hope you have learned a lesson to not do this again.
crudest: (♚ before kemuri put in feathers)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Who else would I ask, you empty-headed human incarnate of a dirty sock?

[Still, he's grinning - ]

But no, wait! I'm listening!! [now, anyway] Why a ten? What're you rating? The foulness of your body odor? The offensiveness of your fashion taste? The sadness that you inflict upon others who have to look at you?

Or do you have a good trait or something?

[please don't make that the last possible option]
originallutece: new season of naked and afraid confirmed (happy; look how excited she is)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[On the one hand: it's assuredly a bad idea to drink on that level with your coworkers. A bottle of cheap wine is one thing; tequila is quite another. Nothing good has ever come of consuming tequila in general, never mind with someone you work with.

On the other hand: she doesn't precisely have a lot of friends, she's quite fond of Jack, and it's been a while since she's enjoyed herself like that.

And it's not as if she has to make a decision right now, right?]


I don't drink in public. But if you'd care to share that tequila, I'm hardly going to refuse.
girlishpath: (eight.)

[personal profile] girlishpath 2017-04-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[her jaw sets stubbornly, chest puffing up like an offended bird. if his looming over her was supposed to be intimidating, he was going to be sorely disappointed - if anything, she looks ready for this to escalate into a fistfight now. just give her an excuse to have a tantrum on that expensive face, Mizuki. she'll show you what a woman scorned can really do.]

Oh, really? I guess the standards are different here in America.

[Nico, you've been living in the US for 5+ years now. you don't get to talk like you're just blowing through.]

Weren't you listening just now? I said I was checking what's in, not copying it. Besides, weren't you the one throwing a fit because he couldn't buy anything here?

[if he calls attention to her...physical shortcomings again she'll likely lose all ability to converse rationally. for the moment Nico has just enough focus to bring up this totally devastating point. ha ha ha!! score one for Yazawa!!!]
chaoticdrifting: (eyebrows out to here)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
There's a lesson?

[Which means nope, no lesson. He doesn't seem to be paying attention too much anyways. Just kinda flicks his hand in farewell in any case.]
rollin: <user name=yanyan> (angry | high school au)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ fire is fun so i mean

Yata gives Baren the darkest of glares and clenches his fist. ]


Hey!

[ There's a pregnant pause, and it begs one to wonder what Yata might have taken offense to. Sure, his goals might not be great to someone like Baren, but... ]

My kids will be smart and beautiful.

[ he could at least get them right??? god ]
cattack: (What is this shit.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
The lesson is, should you wish to talk legality, you should not first take pictures of teenage girls without their permission.

[she does not talk like a teenager.

but she's not gonna make any move to follow him if he's leaving.]
crudest: (♚ someone needs new emotions)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-17 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . .

there's an opening here that he cannot resist and it's just]


You do know how babies are made, right?
chaoticdrifting: (want a smart answer)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that the next time I meet someone who's a teenage girl.

[Not that he was taking her picture because of her age. It was just the way the pose looked. He barely registered the age of the subject.

But yes, leaving is a good idea. He had to get some coffee.]
goen: (life goals)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yato occupies Majima's former buttspace and picks up a few flowers. ]

You just gotta have some patience! Treat 'em like they're counting on you.

[ He uses a bit of wire to tie the first flowers together, then delicately begins to braid them. His personality might be a mess sometimes, but Yato is good with his hands; soon he's adding the next flower, and the next. He'll turn toward Majima, so he can follow Yato's example if he likes. ]

I used to work at a flower shop. Enchanted Blossoms, over in Tisse. The owner's a big sap, but he can't be beat when it comes to stuff like this.
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Great, I can finally drink the goddamn thing. [ Casually... reaching for the little hotel-sized wine....... ] I mean, yeah, I'm a drinker, but even I can't justify horking up sixteen hundred bucks worth of tequila without at least having somebody to talk about it with later. We could always do dinner first - bet I could make the waiter drop something if I tell 'em one of my best dirty jokes.

[ Just let him unscrew the cap and sneak in a sip, obviously trying hard to enjoy decent wine - how do people do this again? You let it sit in your mouth and like... wait for the flavor cascade to happen, right? Because his palate isn't exactly cultured and all he's tasting is wine that tastes slightly different from the way cheaper stuff.

Nnnnnnope, nothing happening. He swallows it and looks skeptically at the bottle.
]

Nah, not getting any of those oaky notes. Whatever the hell oak is supposed to taste like. Guess I'll always be a tequila man.

[ Two characters I never would've thought would be buds: these guys. ]
adoringpast: (need that pitcure of you)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-04-17 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Your motherfucking life ends thirty minutes from now, Nico. Or maybe sooner than that. Who knows. But anyways, he'll drop the insults for now and cross his arms over his chest in thought. Now that she mentioned it... ]

And don't you find anything weird about that? Five shops, and they all don't have my size. If I go to another one, I bet they don't have it either.

[ It's too much of a coincidence. Was there a clothes shortage or something? Nah, it can't be. ]

I'm not stupid. All stores should have clothes of every size available. If people go custom, they'll lose income. It's going to start one hell of a recession.
girlishpath: (three.)

[personal profile] girlishpath 2017-04-17 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[she chews on the inside of her cheek petulantly, but because she's such an amazing person Nico silently agrees to put down the mud she's been throwing this whole time. for now. just a moment.

fashion is pretty important to her, ok.]


They might not need the help if this is the kind of stuff they're going to put out for the entire season...

[her gaze drifts back to the shirt she'd been analyzing earlier and she shakes her head in what can only be termed disappointed mystification. nothing has convinced her that the material on that thing isn't the same as a trash can liner.]

I don't want to think about a world where people bought out an entire size of that.
honestea: (pic#11259325)

B

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

[Rantaro's so surprised at the sudden gift that he can't help staring at the crown before shifting his gaze to Madoka for a longer while.]

Thank you, it's really pretty. Actually...

[Hoping that it's not too rude to do such things to strangers, he puts a flower crown he has just made on the girl's head. It's rather simple as well.]

Happy Monday to you too.
rollin: by me (serious | 04)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[

gets his radio ]


We got a 594 on Willow Street—
goen: (now try drawing a line)

1/2

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kaz is protecting that bag like a man who is DEPENDABLE. Good... This is why he likes you, Kaz. Yato gives him a cool and confident smile like he's about to blast off to save the world from a flaming meteor and runs off into the rain... ]
goen: (。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。)

2/2

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ But when he comes back he's thoroughly drenched and soggy and so sad. There's water sloshing around in his boots and his clothes are clinging to everything and he's never known happiness in all his life.

Yet there's a brand new umbrella in his hand, so... success? Shivering, he slouches back over to Kazuma and makes space under the umbrella for the both of them. ]


Wh... Where ya goin'? I'll walk you...
originallutece: don't ever tell anyone i laughed tho (happy; okay that was pretty funny)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, she bought a baby, he locked his baby away; she's morally ambiguous, he's morally . . .

Well, not ambiguous. But whatever!

Another swig of the Cheap Wine, and perhaps it's starting to hit her, because what emerges is less a laugh and more of a giggle. It's almost immediately stifled, but there it was all right.]


Dinner first, then. Though I'll bet you ten dollars you absolutely can't make the waiter drop something. As for the wine, I'll tell you a secret: there isn't a person in the world who can taste the difference. The best wines are the sort where you can't taste the alcohol at all, which means you shouldn't usually go over fifty dollars.
Edited (i'm mad i forgot to say this last night) 2017-04-17 18:53 (UTC)
rollin: <user name=nagito> | do not take! (smile | homra's the best!!)

1/2

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh

she believes him?! ]


Yeah! I clean the temple every morning! He said he could leave the temple to me when I get tired of being in the force, but I told him—