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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
heroofcocoon: 13 (And that's why I fear it won't do)

[personal profile] heroofcocoon 2017-04-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Sean looks down and down again to see the girl behind him holding up a shirt that is nothing like what he would wear. Ever. He frowns as he takes her... everything in.]

You know, you don't sound very scared.

[If anything, she sounds pretty amused about it all.]

And even if you did take it in, it wouldn't help me right now. They don't actually fit.
wyvern_friend: (I bid you farewell)

[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-04-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly she would've been shocked if had just tossed it aside. She taught her boys better than that.

And while it's in her nature to fret, his bright smile is absolutely infectious, so she gives in.]


Well if you insist. But you tell me if it keeps bothering you, alright?

[She picks the box back up and hands it to him.]

Those are flower bulbs so be gentle with them. Some of the volunteers are going to plant them in the square. They should bloom in the summer.
overtwohundred: (due process)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Don't I know it. You come across a lot of dumbass losers in my line of work.

[ ... heh. ]

Booze, a killer personality, and a big package, eh? You know the way to a gal's heart, cowboy. Wouldn't mind taking you up on that offer.
foretellable: ( 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞; 𝐝𝐧𝐭. ) (Default)

[personal profile] foretellable 2017-04-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ the idea that he may or may not have angered a potentially dangerous person does scare him - evident by the gulping and his paling face - but roderic tries to be brave. if she was willing to stick up for him from the beetle, he's going to be willing to help her out too. ]

I-I'll make sure she doesn't bother you! I promise. [ he sticks out his hand, beaming up at her and trying to look brave as possible. ] 'Cause we're in this maybe secret together. I'm Roderic!
overtwohundred: (law)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'cause I picked 'em up first.
wyvern_friend: (How charming...)

[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-04-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Cherche's response is nearly apologetic.]

They decided it would be better placed in the middle this year instead of by the parking lot. Unfortunately that means we now have to carry everything halfway across the park.

[Good idea, just maybe not as well thought out as it could've been.]
wyvern_friend: (It has been a pleasure)

Re: Wildcard

[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-04-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, thank you.

[She takes the coffee filters and sets about making a fresh pot of coffee.]

But if everyone keeps forgetting where things are suppose to go, I just might come in and label all the cupboards.

[There might be a smile on her face when she says it, but Cherche is completely serious.]
mercurio: ❥ponponpon (148)

iii

[personal profile] mercurio 2017-04-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[prompto knew the guy looked familiar! it's hard to miss the bulk of shoulders and muscles anyway, plus it doesn't help that the guy is massive.]

[he's been doing a good job of sort of... following after sean, not quite making contact for several minutes. they've reached a part of the store that has tragic baggy clothes. prompto takes a moment to stare at a pair of jeans he's picked out in his attempt to appear otherwise uninterested in the youtuber, and his face shows his distaste perfectly.]

[looking over after the outburst, he decides he'd rather not look at these clothes anymore]


Dude! I don't think anyone would find clothes that fit them here.
destiny_key: (Happycry!)

Switch to action, then?

[personal profile] destiny_key 2017-04-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
im going as fast as i can!!! i cant text and skateboard
sharplydressed: (what the heck)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-24 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[He's curious, of course, but it's also not really his style to pry too much. Instead of asking more, he just nods.]

Makes sense. I'm sure she really appreciated the creativity, y'know? I mean, don't get me wrong, bouquets are totally gorgeous! But it's nice to see 'em used in other ways that bring out their beauty.

[Waxing poetics about flowers, the life and times...]

Can you make anything else?
destiny_key: (Er...)

/lies down with

[personal profile] destiny_key 2017-04-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Forget... memories? Did something bad happen?

[He doesn't mean to pry, really, but he genuinely wants to help. Okay, maybe he's a little curious, but that's only a little of it.]

Well, I don't have anything like that, but I can listen if you wanna talk? I'm a real good listener.

[Sora doesn't think the guy would spill his guts to a stranger, though. But it's worth a shot.]
crudest: (♚ name a reason why i'd care)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. [Right now, anyway.

Either way, he's pretty fearless in the way that he's furrowing his brows and tilting his head, the shinies in his hair catching the sunlight like the overdone peacock he is.]


What's wrong with you? Too much testosterone going on to smell a rose or two? Your brain already overloaded?
crudest: (♚ someone needs new emotions)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping that even you'd realize that there can be too much of a good thing - but given how your body composition 99% Kendo 1% Water, maybe not.

[And he's still gesturing.]

C'mon, c'mon, like you got anything better to do? There's no one for you to fight over there unless you like picking on five year olds.
heroofcocoon: 13 (You will burn in hell)

[personal profile] heroofcocoon 2017-04-24 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Sean can't really help it that he's a mass of muscle and bones. Small boxers and defensive tackles don't really tend to make it very far in his sports of choice. So, he's bulky.

But he can move when he needs to.

And at the sound of the other man's voice, he's turned around and ready to fight if he has to before he can stop himself. It takes everything in him not to ball up his fists and strike out. (Old habits die hard.)]


Oh, man, you shouldn't sneak up on people!

And I usually shop here.

[It's what he can afford, especially since he's a walking mountain of flesh.]
crudest: (♚ whisper whisper)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[And now Baren is just

firing the whipped cream cannon at himself - but right into his mouth, then licking his lips and blinking in apparent confusion at Brett's new state of creaminess]


Whoa! You got bad aim or something there, Brutus?

[that's not his name]
goen: ((๑→‿ฺ←๑))

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yato beams at Majima's half-crown and rattles off some dates because I have no idea what the real schedule is whoops ]

But if you come on one of my off-days, I can swing by and knock a few back with you! Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually seen you drunk.
crudest: (♚ stop being happy)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[it's like a heart with a tail

except not even that cute it probably just looks dumb and here's Baren, cackling]


You moved!! Why'd you move? I was making art!

C'mon, let me fix it -
crudest: (♚ naaaaaaani)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was going to see if there was something to do in Tisse but I guess I'm making a stop at the animal shelter first.

[tmw when Baren has a heart and it's shown only to Levy and a bunch of animals]

But we can take a couple of detours, I figure. Where are you and your entourage headed?
heroofcocoon: 13 (look what love gave us)

[personal profile] heroofcocoon 2017-04-24 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't really mind the work. He's used to it, but he doesn't want her to feel bad about it either.]

Well, I mean, I guess it makes sense, but they couldn't have supplied you with a cart or a wheelbarrow so you can lug stuff four hundred yards?

[He looks down at her and gives her his most charming smile.]

I'm sure you could've carried it all by yourself, but repeat trips would be tough on anyone.
crudest: (♚ ya lying sack of lard)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Totally a little shit - but it just gets Baren to laugh. Animals are his preferred kind of company anyway.]

I don't have time to genetically engineer a prank like that - though I guess I'll keep it in mind for your birthday present.

[that's probably a joke]

No, I just wanna give you some flowers. It'd be a shame for them to go to waste.
crudest: (♚ sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Baren thinks he's got everyone pinned down - and he's amused considering he realizes that some part of that was probably him projecting on Yato his own experiences. Isn't it a shame that they're so alike?

Still, he makes an unhappy noise at the toss of the poncho.]


Don't you think that's what I'm talking about? You can sell that. I don't want it. If you don't take it, I'm either giving it to Kiyo or the next dumpster diver I see.

Why don't you take the opportunity?

[It's legitimately befuddles him.

How is it possible to have that much pride?]
crudest: (♚ deal or no deal)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
At least I know when not sitting still is gonna end with me looking stuuupid.

[And we don't want that!! Or well - today Baren doesn't want that. Normally he'd probably be fine with it. But if Orion's going to hang out with him, he can't look like a total wreck.]

Or do you want me to fuck with your hair?
crudest: (♚ a deal with the devil)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.... Looking good's kinda my bread and butter, you know? Making a living off of that and you're not quite up to high fashion standards yet, little guy.

[he's just going out of his way to be annoying now]

Don't worry though! Little bit more work and maybe you'll be lucky enough to get there! I'm rootin' for ya.
heroofcocoon: 13 (You will beg)

[personal profile] heroofcocoon 2017-04-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly, it's rare that Sean finds anyone that doesn't sort of pull back when he shows the least little bit of anger in their direction. He's not really violent, but he's also been told that he's intimidating when he's irritated and angry.

But this guy isn't even budging. It's enough to get his attention. ]


Hell no. I don't care about that shit. There's no point. I just don't like strangers touching my hair. Has nothing to do with flowers or smelling like a rose.

[You don't know him. Maybe he likes to dance in a pink tutu behind closed doors. Don't judge him.]
livingdeadgirl: (smile 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara becaaause of this neat trick I just learned.
ready? here we go:
horses.