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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
abovethefold: (pic#11102942)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-23 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[It's precisely like a stern parent, and it brings a smile back to Katherine's face.]

Not everyone's grown up with parents that have such high expectations, you know. For some of your students it's the first time they've had to deal with such things. It's no wonder they're intimidated!

[Which might be part of why she doesn't feel intimidated in the slightest talking to him. He's a sight less intimidating than her father!]

They'll figure it out sooner or later.
abovethefold: (pic#11293919)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-23 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd agree with you entirely. But how do you suppose we could take any legal action when so far it seems we're the only ones able to recognize it?

Have you done any reading of the previous posts on this network? It appears you can access anything that's already been posted, back to the start of February. Reading that, it almost seems like the lack of a deletion option is intentional.
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[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-23 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Nico, dear Nico, she loves her cousin so dearly--and not because he's just validated that she isn't crazy! In spite of herself and her bemusement a smile crosses her face; Kath can't resist the opportunity to tease him a little bit.]

It's not the tap water, Nico; I've never seen anything like this before. But are you telling me you wouldn't want to snuggle up at night with a giant cricket? How about a centipede instead?

[Katherine. Don't push your luck...]
sotenbori: (i'm running and i've just enough)

no worries dw is weird sometimes

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-23 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it was a fucked up thing to do but we have more important problems.

[#priortizing]

Lets try and find the owner.
sotenbori: (dont give up)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-23 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima It's the weirdest f

[wait shes a kid you don't just type "fucking" to a kid]

Goro Majima freaking thing
livingdeadgirl: (mischief 2)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara not much of a life at all, I dare say!
or at least a life where you poke your fun overtly instead.
livingdeadgirl: (frown 2)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, Homestuck is like 80% swears, so even in an alternate universe Ami barely notices them. Although this might also have something to do with a certain older sibling who may or may not speak in 130% swears. The World May Never Know]

Ami Aihara tell me about it. :T my mom said she can try and take in some of my existing stuff, though, so at least I'm not replacing my whole wardrobe
sotenbori: (i'm running and i've just enough)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-23 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima No hope that they might just go back to what they were?
livingdeadgirl: (blank 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara I genuinely have no idea at this point. what are the odds on bizarre occurrences going back to normal lately? do we have data on that?

[Disclaimer: Ami doesn't actually know shit about statistics. Or math. Or data.]
sotenbori: (running through the waves of love)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-23 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[lol fake it 'til you make it girl]

Goro Majima That stuff's all new to me still. But it sounds like other people have noticed it before, I guess? Maybe they'd know.
livingdeadgirl: (blank 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
By yourself?
livingdeadgirl: (smile 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara yeah maybe. but realistically it's not that big a deal... it sounds like there are much bigger mysteries out there to solve!
botamochi: commissioned, dnt (pic#11234842)

[personal profile] botamochi 2017-04-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Is there even anything to brag about in the first place...?

[ If she had good grades, he's sure she would rain it down on him like the rapture is happening. Takumi has finals of his own, but he has reviewed the material for the upcoming exams with optimal time management. Now he kind of wishes he didn't, considering this lame rainy day.

... But he is interested in her story. Whatever it takes to get her out of trouble. He flashes her an encouraging smile as he backs off with the interrogation.
]

Two goals, huh. That's pretty impressive! Are you sure it wasn't just one? Let's hear the story.

[ A little teasing doesn't hurt! Little does she know he's going to make her study after this anyway. There's no escape. ]
constellates: (★ loverholic robotronic)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-23 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[You sure are picking a weird person to be your Ms. Exposition, Hiro. But here's Anya, doing her best.]

Ah... Hm. It began at Founder's Day? Or close! There is a new app it is called Retrospec. There are people who use it and people who do not. But the people who use it... Лошади. They remember horses.

Does Hiro remember horses now?
judgementkazzy: (熱くなれ 熱く誘えBoys… movin' on!)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just wait till he becomes a yakuza boss, then you can be pure and a criminal, all at once. ]

Okay, sure.

[ He even smiles... eating instant noodles by yourself is kinda sad but eating cup noodles with a tiny friend is definitely not sad. Lucky for Yukine, Kaz buys these things in bulk.

He turns them in the direction of his apartment. It's not a long walk, thankfully.
]

Do you want chicken or pork?

[ They literally taste the same, guys. ]
Edited 2017-04-23 06:46 (UTC)
judgementkazzy: (熱くなれ 熱く誘えBoys… movin' on!)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i tried a few times
restarting my phone didn't work either
figured i'd help since i saw your message
judgementkazzy: (強烈な)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
the app must be connected to the bugs, right?
they both showed up around the same time
judgementkazzy: (甘いキッスで)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Surprises are more fun anyway! ]

That's thoughtful of you.

[ He's 100% serious, at least thanks for the heads up, Fai. ]

Next week, then. I don't have any plans after work.
frostythehitman: (consuming; confusing)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-04-23 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ James looks like he knows the answer but is reluctant to say it. He knows perfectly well how crazy he's going to sound. ]

Depends. Did you get a new app installed on your phone recently?
judgementkazzy: (強烈な)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just learn to be chill @ everything like Kaz, you will be ok, dude.

I mean, no one else seems worried, so why worry? Right?
]

It'd be weird if we were just seeing things.
judgementkazzy: (甘いキッスで)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bad habits....... ]

Nice to meet you, Yuuri.

[ This is totally a coincidence, yep, that name might sound kind of familiar-ish? But he can't place why so maybe he just had a classmate named Yuuri or something. ]

Just Kaz is fine, if you want.

[ He nods. He's not gonna eavesdrop on her phonecall or anything so he'll just hang out and maybe check the weather on his phone... yep, still says it should be sunny today. wth. ]

Thanks again for this. I appreciate it.
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[personal profile] botamochi 2017-04-23 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks...

[ You really think this will chase away his small doubts?! Okay, maybe a little bit. He'll open it up and take a sip. ]

I guess I'll just have to trust you to pick the best photo. Maybe I'll try to smile more now that I know you're going to be everywhere.

[ Putting the water bottle down, he picks up one of the flower crowns that he personally made. It's weaved with a light palette of pinks and white, more on the pastel side. Yes... he made it for his bubble superior. ]

Here.
rollin: <user name=yanyan> (surprise | fuck it's the popo)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-23 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
DONT KILL THE CATS
sanpaku: (pic#8007382)

[personal profile] sanpaku 2017-04-23 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ things are pretty quiet in the library. he manages to snag a seat close to the entrance, just in case any of the librarians and staffers change their mind about allowing them in and he needs to make a quick getaway, but even still he isn't privy to the ruckus mafuyu's creating outside. the only reason he even clues in is because a patron leaves and opens the door just as she lets out one of her shrieks nearby, and by now there is a bit of a crowd by the door wondering what made this poor little girl lose her mind.

he stands, vaguely aware that voice sounds familiar, and drifts closer to the doorway. he's able to look right over everyone's head and he sees her, the vague shape of her, running and yelling in the rain... what the hell is she doing...

he catches it the next time, that muffled "DELINQUENT BRO" through the rainfall and glass, and he realizes: shit she is crazy.

and also probably going to attract the wrong kind of attention soon. (wait, ruiji, isn't that already you?)

he shoves his way through the small crowd and rushes back outside, his jacket now around his shoulders. he leaves to a collective gasp and soft murmurs of "she's dead, poor thing, should we call the cops" and hastily crosses the street to flag her down. ]


Yo!! Amoeba! Do you have a death wish???!
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apologies for the severe lack of icons...

[personal profile] sanpaku 2017-04-23 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ he lifts him just a little higher. ]

Is that supposed to mean something to me, doc? Now give me your phone.