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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
me_matey: (may there always be everlasting light)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, I'm just hear for shelter. I was intending to get some errands done, but this weather basically put a pause on my day.
me_matey: (the world you get's the one you give awa)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well if the clothes are having trouble fitting... You know. They oughta compensate you for your time, right? -MAY-
me_matey: (it's time I got back to the good life)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Smartass isn't a good look on a kid like you, not when you're talking with someone like me.

So do you just tag, or are you up to anything else, Miss Higan?
goen: (move it!)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with walking?! Think about the environment! Kids like you are destroying the future!

[ ... Really he just doesn't have a license...

He wrestles with her long enough to take a few good knocks on the face, at which point he growls and quickly scrapes a fistful of icing off the floor. He'll try to sweep her arms aside long enough to give her another biiig, heaping helping of icing to the face, because really at this point he's just getting revenge for all the time and money this is going to cost him... ]
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-21 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
It is one of the reasons that I think such flowers are loved when planted together. they have a warm, quiet but peaceful look to them.

[She grinned as soon as he said that, almost bubbling over. Reaching for a note pad, she pulled it out and drew a line.] If this is the wall of the house, I would suggest about this far from it. No issues with the roots. You will want to stagger them somewhat, so that the color always appears a little even throughout the season. It is important not to have too much in one place.

Of course, you'll want to buy them as shrubs. I know a few good shops that we use at Enchanted blossom for our stock. Suppliers like them are the best for this.
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-21 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't they? And I suppose I usually do arrangements, but I have been working with plants for almost all of my life. So, a flower shop was a natural choice when I moved out here.

[A few firmer twists and she smiled settling back and offering to put it on Madoka's head.] There we go, what do you think?
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[personal profile] crow_dad 2017-04-21 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The excitement from her over talking about these plants makes him smile as he happily listens to her. Honestly he finds it very cute, pleased that this is something she can love as much as she does. Certainly it's something for him to encourage in her.]

Ah so you are a florist. It is no wonder you have such intimate knowledge of these plants.

[He's rather thrilled by that too.]

I do like the idea of shrubs. They can take on such lovely shapes when they're tended.
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[A finger traces the shape of an X over Fai's chest.]

Cross my heart, I won't tell a soul.

...wait, don't tell me it's for a girl?

[Obviously teasing, and like the overdramatic dork that he is, the back of one hand goes up to press against his forehead and the other hand rests on Roderic's shoulder.]

Say it isn't so~! Already making flower crowns for girls! Next you'll be inviting me to your wedding! [And then, in a loud faux-whisper:] I am invited to the wedding, right?
discharged: (pic#11315836)

and i realize i made an html error in my last tag?! we both made mistakes dw

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Take notes, Leader. Koromaru is a shining example of good manners!! ]

An orchid, huh?

[ Kanji's voice tempers. It sounds like he's opting to believe her. He kneels down, careful not to press his knee into the dirt, and rolls up his jacket sleeve to begin fishing the rest of the orchid from Tootsie's mouth. She whines, but she gives up the rest of her treat easily; pinching it between his fingers, Kanji flings it beneath some pushes. ]

Looks like a regular moth orchid. [ He pats Tootsie's side lightly, though Tootsie only stands motionless, mourning the loss of her orchid. (She then raises her head to Koromaru, sniffing the air and stepping forward. Time for proper greetings.) ]

She'll be fine. Might get a stomacheache later, but let's hope that means she'll learn her lesson about eatin' shit off the ground.

[ He pushes off his knee, standing up tall before Minako. His eyes dart to her crown. ]

You're saying the flowers are falling off already?
Edited (changing the icon sorry!) 2017-04-21 06:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Haah? And who are you to judge if I can and can't give you an attitude? Just because you're older than me doesn't make you my superior. If you want my respect, you've gotta earn that shit.

[ So it goes. ]

I get into scraps, every now and again. Nothing that doesn't grab attention. It's just that sometimes it grabs the wrong people's attention, is all.

[ Thus, why she wanted to run.. ]
discharged: (pic#10975920)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is so much so fast and now he's getting scolded??? Kanji kind of stands there stunned and sputtering before he whips his arm out and POINTS RIGHT BACK. ]

W-Well if pointing at people is rude shit, how come you're doing it?!

[ So much for the master of all things polite!! ]
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-21 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's true. [He nods solemnly] But I can assure you, it's been no bed of roses. No pleasure cruise~

[I'm so sorry Soujirou, you probably didn't sign up to have Queen lyrics quoted at you. You may be too young to even recognize them. Thankfully after that brief tangent, Fai's smile returns. He picks at his own pastry, nodding as Soujirou talks.]

It's definitely worth it. Just try to keep that in mind, if all you happen to see during this is the 'working incredibly hard' part of it~
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[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-21 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, that's how Mista gets away with most of the shit he gets away with. You heard it here first.]

I dunno. I had plans, but they fell through, and now I got nothing to do.

Why? [He grins sideways at Shuji.] You got a job for me or something? I got time for one, maybe two wrongs that need righting. Damsels to save, et cetera.
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 with my street sweeper)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-21 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Two's not great.

[He squints suspiciously at Abdul.]

You know what two and two is, right?
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[personal profile] protegge 2017-04-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Sick!

[He gives Majima a double thumbs up in return. Then flexes. What a nerd.]

I'm gonna wear it all night. [Pose. Pose. Okay he's done.] Did you make one for everybody? There's a lot of people around here wearing flowers.
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least there are parents in the picture, however involved they may be. That's a start.

He sips at his coffee as she talks, though when the crumbs start flying he slowly begins to migrate the odds and ends from the table back to his messenger bag, still listening.]


I'm sure they do. People are generally much more generous than we give them credit for. So do you just not eat enough at home, or do you have the metabolism of an Olympic swimmer?

[A more diplomatic way of asking "Do your parents not feed you or do you just eat everything in sight?" Look, he didn't go into this business for nothing, okay. He has questions.]
goen: (oh kazubro)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's coo i gotchu!! ]

Right? Lucky me!

[ He jokes, but he really does feel lucky... It's a good job that suits him, and he has a good boss. A forgiving boss...

After few more minutes of chatter, they'll arrive at the Inkwell. It's a mid-sized bar with cozy, old-fashioned decor. It isn't quite opening time, but Yato will let Kazuma in anyway, shaking off the umbrella and leaving it at the door. He gestures grandly as Kazuma comes through the entrance. ]


Welcome to the Inkwell! Get comfy while I fix up dinner. Oh, and thanks again for this.

[ He'll exchange Kazuma's coat for his work clothes. ]
okitactless: (summer friends)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He seems to have a pretty good grip on it, at least, so getting whacked with a bokuto probably won't make it onto Rhys's list of Reasons This Day Sucks. SMALL MERCIES...]

Don't worry, summer's just around the corner. [Which basically means public transport is going to be full of sweaty, stinky people, so it's not really that much reassurance... HE TRIED.] Are you okay, though? You look terrible. [thanks yams]
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[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? A tea salesman? Really?

[ A real niche market he's got, there. She tries to remember the last time she saw someone around here drinking real tea... ]

So, what, are you running some kind of cafe? I can't imagine many people are just straight-up looking for tea leaves.
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-21 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! I'd be convinced we were in the middle of a rom-com if I were leading man material at all. Instead I'll settle for the helpful gay friend, here as if on cue~!

[Because rom-coms always either have a helpful female friend or a helpful gay friend, don't they? He stops just short of the awning Annie's standing under and gestures with a nod of his head for her to join him under the umbrella.]

May I escort you to your transportation of choice, mademoiselle?
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[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oy, Donut Patrol, don't laugh, okay? This shit is serious.

[ Looks like the time for their back-and-forth is over-- ]

That bug was fucking huge, okay? Sucker had to be at least the size of my arm from the elbow down, at least, and I didn't even get close to it. He was a fat little shit, too, the kind that looked like it'd still have some fight in it if you crushed it...
discharged: (pic#10975919)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOW DID IT GET WORSE... ]

Wait a sec I didnt subscribe to ANYTHING
BACK
STOP
QUIT
ESCAPE
[ ????? ]
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[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-21 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[CITATION NEEDED he knows better, Baren, he knows better.]

You say that, but you fashion types are all crazy. [SUSPICIOUS GRUMBLING he lives with Kashuu, does that make this statement better or worse...

But he hasn't run away yet, so that's. Something.]


Anyway, don't you want to put those in your own hair? [It's full of flowers already, so why not just keep adding more?? That's how fashion works right]
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-21 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Minako relaxes, relieved that she won't have accidentally killed someone else's dog. She still feels bad that the poor girl will have a stomachache, but it's better than being poisoned...]

That's good to hear. I'll have to remember that for the future for Korochan.

[Who is trotting forward with his tail wagging at a mile a minute. New friend!!!]

Oh-- yeah, this was a gift from one of the neighborhood kids, so it's, um. Very fragile.

[Aka she's kind of afraid to straighten up lest it falls apart and Tootsie tries to eat the flowers again.]
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Me? No." Fai mirrors Orion, shaking his head. "I had the good sense to try them on before buying them, thankfully." He glances down at the handful of fabric he's holding, keeping the jeans from falling off himself. "Possibly the only time you'll catch me displaying common sense," he adds with a wry smile.

"It's funny, I guess I always assumed sizes were trending downward? Making people feel bad about themselves and all. Not that it's your fault, or the store's fault, of course! But you're probably right, it might just be a bad shipment."

He sighs. "I think this was the smallest 'Tall' on the shelf, too."