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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
frostythehitman: (there's something inside me)

i had that screenshot laying around for weeks, i saw the opportunity and i took it

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-04-21 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ James takes the offered collar. ]

Oh, you're more into the lace type of stuff? I wouldn't have pegged you for that kind of style.

[ He's double-taking her outfit. Yeah, no, the baggy band shirt definitely didn't seem to go with the lace choker at all. ]
judgementkazzy: (I’m feeling like)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-21 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
sounds good
let me know how it turns out!


[ he doesn't know how to cook, can you tell ]
discharged: (pic#10852672)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I think I just heard that from someone else too
SOrry
I didnt know this was some kinda internet forum thing witha bunch of people on it
That usually worked on weird texts I get
No ones got any clue what this bug crap is about??
godcards: (05.)

[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-21 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up. I am not an amateur. Just because I'm not spending my money overpaying someone to do it for me, doesn't mean what I've done is anything less.

[ Yeah ok this is less about his hair and more about his pride. ]
crow_dad: (Fond of the children)

[personal profile] crow_dad 2017-04-21 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
A fine recovery for a comment about age.

[He isn't the least bit annoyed though as pays for the magazine then gets into the car and sets his umbrella on the floor of the vehicle. Hands on his lap, he waits for his companion to get in with him before speaking again.]

It is good to see your business still thriving.
discharged: (pic#10852670)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Peter is too nice... ]

Then what kindsa commands so you accept???
Id better not be getting any charges for this


[ His mom would KILL HIM. ]

I never signed up for this crap!!!
discharged: (pic#10852669)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't sayin' nothing, but if you're just standin' around and my dog is eating some horrid crap, you're about to look awful suspicious!

[ Which is kind of like saying yes?? He doesn't know your life, Brett. He draws his hand back, only a bit of spit-shiny purple flower petal pinched between his fingers. He looks tense, turning his hand over as he studies it. ]

Shit. I can't tell what kinda flower this is...
bitemefightme: (sigh)

[personal profile] bitemefightme 2017-04-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
He glances up at her.

"See it. The massive butterfly..." He closes his eyes and huffs through his nose. Of course he sounds ridiculous for saying it. Well, if people don't want to know, they shouldn't ask.

He slides himself down the wall to the ground, sitting there, trying to process words, both hers and his own. She's asked him again. It's troublesome to say the least. Why does she have to ask that question?

Fine.

"No," he manages to huff out. He clenches his jaw as he prepares for a following barrage of questions of what's wrongs and whys. He pushes himself harder against the wall. As if the wall would give way to him. But it stands firm and he curls one of his knees to his chest.
thisloveisjustice: (Default)

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-04-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll take you up on that, Cleo. It takes me about thirty minutes to get home from here. I'll look like a drowned rat at the end if I walk that in this rain.

[He could take the bus. It would shave off about ten minutes. But this is good exercise... when the weather is nice.]
discharged: (pic#10975920)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tootsie Roll loves any sort of attention, but it seems like young, unfriendly male teens are especially drawn to her. It may be part of why she stays perfectly in place as Noah kneels down to her, snuffing at the ground as she continues munching. Her head raises when he speaks, the flower still half in her mouth, her old and watery eyes blinking up at him.

She likes you, stranger, but she's going to turn her head away from you and gently whine when you try to take her treat. :( WYD. ]
injectors: ( fanart: <user name="thathandsomejack-blog-blog--blog" site="tumblr.com"> ) (091)

[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I know, Jack. [ :) ]

I believe I may have seen some insects that were larger than the ordinary. [Like, way larger. But also??? Um.] I take it you've noticed the same, as well?
judgementkazzy: (Can’t stop dancing all night long)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Might be a new thing, who knows.

[ Kaz shrugs. He's not sure what you kids are into right now?? ]

I might have a spare, if you want it.
injectors: ( fanart: <user name="thathandsomejack-blog-blog--blog" site="tumblr.com"> ) (091)

[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[And for a second, Angel stares back.

Before exhaling a sharp, sudden sigh of relief.]


So you see them, as well? The insects?
bitemefightme: (humour me)

[personal profile] bitemefightme 2017-04-21 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Orion glances at Fai, cocking a slight eyebrow as he realises it's his neighbour, and gives a sigh.

"Try you and five thousand others." He looks the opposite of pleased about it. "Do you need a return, too?"

Seriously, he has no idea what's going on, but why does everyone think it's the cashier's fault? Does he look like the one who makes them? It should be blatantly obvious that if it doesn't fit, you should go with another size. Who cares what the label says? He doesn't understand why it has to say medium instead of large. People are complaining about virtually nothing.

"The best I can do is tell my manager we got a weird shipment, but... I don't know what the people expect us to do about it. It doesn't fix the problem immediately. It might not even fix the problem at all if the distributor has decided that medium is the new small. ....I've certainly seen weirder things happen with companies."

He just shakes his head.
redarm: (smirk)

[personal profile] redarm 2017-04-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no dog whines. He frowns a little]

Oh come on, flowers aren't good for you....here.

[But he gets an idea and pulls back for a moment to dig into his pockets, until he pulls out a small bag of jerky. Because of course he always has snacks on him. This is Allen Walker's reincarnation after all.

He takes out a piece and offers it to Tootsie Roll]


Here, this is way fucking better than any stupid flower.
judgementkazzy: (So the grooves make me move)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. My company has an office downtown, if you're ever looking for a new place.

[ Kaz smirks a tiny bit, but he's not gonna judge you for your weird whistling habits, Fai. ]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Lachance.

[ He takes his hand and shakes it, he's got a nice firm handshake. (Very important for real estate management.) ]
cattack: (pic#11159576)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Then let's hurry.

[One short timeskip later, they're at Cleo's apartment! Which is... odd. It's very neat and tidy, and the entire apartment looks very soft. Fluffy carpets, soft chairs, even a couch with cat-shaped pillows and the like. Which is in sharp contrast to the dumbbells, treadmill, and other such exercise equipment around. Being a musclehead with a weakness for cute things leads to a strange aesthetic.]

Do you need a towel?
originallutece: (talk; hmm--?)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[No, not yet. Rosalind frowns, though there's nothing malicious in her gaze.]

None of my clothes fit me this morning, not a one. And you don't seem the type to be so thoughtless you put off clothes shopping this late.
bitemefightme: (sigh)

[personal profile] bitemefightme 2017-04-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"You can contact the distributor to file a proper complaint and get a full refund, sir," he says rather dismissively. "Or you can take it to a tailor and see if the distributor will compensate the difference. Again, we don't make them. Do I look like the kind of guy that can sew to you? We can't do anything from our end."

He knows his solutions aren't particularly helpful, but... Orion is skilled in the art of not giving a damn about stuff like this. He knows how to stick to his guns. He also knows that the misshapen clothes are not his or this store's fault.

"I can file a complaint for you at best, but that still goes to the distributor. And we won't receive another shipment for two weeks."

French for: If you're looking for an immediate solution, there isn't one.

"You're more than welcome to try other pieces in the store." You can almost hear his eyes roll.
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[personal profile] b0mbshell 2017-04-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
And handsome too. Don't forget handsome.

[That's either also a joke or it's him being a little egotistical. Probably both, actually.]

Yeah, I was. I had a couple of stops to make. [Because he's a workaholic, even during leisure time, and he stays busy. Errand after errand when he can.] Let me get us that umbrella. At least that way we'll have a chance to drip dry a little.

[And he darts into the library to get one of the loaners. He lucks out, too. They have a big plain clear one with duckies on it. It could be far, far worse. Had it been another with high-heeled shoe patterns like he found last time he would have left it and just hauled his jacket up over his head.]
goen: (life goals)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-21 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, it's good that someone enjoys it.

[ He honestly thought that all pencil pushers hated their jobs... ]

Me, I start feelin' all cramped up after sitting for an hour. Guess I've got a tender ass.
judgementkazzy: (So the grooves make me move)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ I seem to have left out a "not" in that last tag, erm....... ]

It pays the bills.

[ He shrugs. He can find enjoyment in it, but it's not quite his calling... perhaps one day he'll find what that is. crime. his calling is leading a family of criminals. ]

Could be. [ That comment sure makes him smirk. ] Good thing bartending keeps you on your feet.
me_matey: (you gotta tip on the tightrope)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yar har har. -May sighed, slumping against the counter.-

Guess I just gotta wait the rain out...
me_matey: (cause there ain't much to die for)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, mine are better. -May. Stop.-

Nah, you good. Though I gotta wonder why you suddenly need my opinion on it.
me_matey: (you gotta tip on the tightrope)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-21 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't make one of the sales and I lost the goods. -And that was the truth.-

The buyer was... bald. -Also the truth, but made considerably less sense. Seriously, what?-