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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
judgementkazzy: (So the grooves make me move)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH no........... ]

It's pretty good.

[ I mean, the food is okay-ish at best.......... but. ]

The service is great, though.

[ NO....... ]
innocentloveholic: (07. as we danced in the night)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............................................ ]

whats dinner
goen: ((ノ`Д´)ノ)

FOUR... 1b... an encounter not meant 2b

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ So Yato has a steady job right now? But years of job insecurity has engraved a hard habit into him of working any job available in his spare time, because who the hell knows when he's going to screw up and get fired again next.

This morning, he's a dog-walker. Or he... was... because his small pack of cute dogs is now a hellhorde of massive caterpillars on leashes. What the fuck? What?? the fuck?????

More importantly, what is he supposed to tell his customers... "Sorry but I accidentally your dogs"?

As he stands there trying to absorb the situation while simultaneously standing as far from the situation as possible, someone barrels into him. He topples over, which is not good because all the leashes fly right out of his hands and now there are five loose caterpillars rapidly bounding away from him. SHIIIITTTT.

YKINE. YUKNE. YUINE!!! Yato grabs him roughly by the shirt. ]


Yukine, you little punk! You're helping me herd those back up!
Edited 2017-04-17 06:32 (UTC)
seventhprogenitor: (71)

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[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it'd been hilarious to watch her chase the umbrella up a tree, but now she's directed her attention at him; Ferid taps his chin, eyeing the path one mine have to take, and approaches with his own parasol. Specifically a parasol, because an umbrella would not be half as lacy-looking and remain waterproof.]

You've frightened it right up a tree, young lady, you should be ashamed~. Has no one told you that umbrella are shy things? They respond best to coaxing and gentle words.
discharged: (pic#10852670)

[personal profile] discharged 2017-04-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ya it's code for STOP sending me all this BUG CRAP you twisted weirdo
What the hell is this for??
How the hell does a tulip decapitate a person
Now that I know you aint some robot I should call the cops
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
but that means theyre not ENTIRELY silent right
i mean if you wouldve said " mostly silent " or " very quiet " or smth then id have no ammo here but you just did the equivalent of using the word literally
thats two for two rosie you better step up ya game
impulsives: (pic#10303064)

i-a

[personal profile] impulsives 2017-04-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yo, Takumi.

[ To be honest, Shin's just heading the same way, as he's also not one of the guys with a car. (Bro he's a broke-ass college student why would he have one.) Though, Shin didn't really noticed that Takumi was the one that called out to him until he responded since he was staring a bit too closely at his phone all the while. ]

Forgot your umbrella today?
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-17 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know this was a date. Would you prefer dinner and a movie or listening to Emilie Autumn in some abandoned building?

[Come on, the arcade's totally more fun.]
chaoticdrifting: (meebee)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Taking a picture.

[And he shrugs before letting his camera go to swing on its strap around his neck.]

It was pretty good setting - the light behind you and the way it glinted off the metal.
originallutece: is your decapitated head on a PIKE in front of your weeping mother (anger; the only thing i'll be waving)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you drunk?
cattack: (pic#3478400)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
And it never occurred to you to ask for permission first?

[she is most definitely judging him right now.]
destage: (CURIOUS ♡ What's beyond the door)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're just gonna jinx yourself if you say that!

[Boy you are doin' her a frighten. An absolute frighten. Sayaka's watching, just to make sure the branch he's on isn't too weak, but at the same time, she's just plain worried. If he gets hurt because of her, she wouldn't forgive herself...

Well, Sayaka's closing his umbrella up for the time being and walking closer, arms at the ready in case he falls.]


You can do this, Ludger. I know it!
originallutece: a flying cityyyy? (talk; do you want to build)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
What is it you do, precisely?
seventhprogenitor: (71)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is that the only thing that will bring you home, Alison? Not the thought of your poor, lonely old father sitting in a house on his own, with only the creaks to keep him company?
constellates: (★ this story about love of men)

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[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Anya is normally more prepared than this. She swears. But it's probably some manner of accident or too eager generosity that leads to her without an umbrella - and she was just trying to make it to the bus stop to be honest. Still, she perks up at the question and turns.

It's possible that Sousuke didn't know it was her, given her big pulled up hood and long coat that was growing more soaked by the second....

But her whole face lights up when she sees him and skips forward on heeled boots.]


S... S-Sousuke!

[as if the russian accent coloring everything wasn't difficult enough it sounds like her teeth are chattering, sorry]
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
nah not til the end of this bottle
wanna come share it with me?
imagine how crazy the debates gonna get THEN
chaoticdrifting: (2+2 =?)

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I knew I forgot a step.

[Judge him all she wants. It's not the first time that someone was judging him, though at least this one wasn't throwing things at him.]
innocentloveholic: (12. ba duda ba duda ba duda badu)

wildcard

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's totally easy to mind your own frickin' business in a café

except when YOUR DAD!! IS!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!! Alison's... not very sneaky in ducking into a booth, nor is she sneaky peeking out from it to watch him. When it's plain he's seen her—and, really, attracted everyone's attention by calling out to her—she pouts and joins him at his table, propping her chin in her hand. ]


Can't find anyone else to hang out with you?
overtwohundred: (law)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-17 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nice toss.

[ Shockingly there is absolutely no sarcasm there. She's more lightly amused, especially because he manages to do it while still staring at her. Charming. ]

Yeah, that's right. The guy who refused to shut the hell up and kept trying to cop a feel? [ She laughs. ] Depends. You gonna report me if I tell you the truth?

Nisha.
innocentloveholic: were singing (06. in the key that our souls)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ hhhhhhhhggggg ]

our house is haunted you have the ghosts to keep you company shut up
constellates: (★ you making me frustrate)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Well - she was also staring a little bit because she wasn't sure if this was or wasn't the Mizuki-senpai that she met last time she worked briefly on a modeling job, but at being called out she jumps. And offers a sheepish smile.]

O-Oh! Извините... Excuse me.

[And she'll be properly apologetic now, getting up from where she was to have a proper conversation.]

"Photographer"... Then - you are Mizuki-senpai? I am sorry you are not having a good day....
originallutece: IS NOT A GOOD EXPANATION FOR A VILLAIN'S POWERS (talk; IT JUST WORKS)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
And is this what you do all day? Or is there a day job?
cattack: (pic#11158205)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I would say the most important step.

[why are you like this, tsukasa.]

Please erase those pictures immediately.
l1r1: (12:00)

[personal profile] l1r1 2017-04-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaaand... got it!

[ Look at him! He tucks the umbrella under his arm, hops down next to Sayaka...

... and immediately slips and falls onto his butt. ]


Ow...

[ Umbrella status: rescued
Dignity status: less so ]
originallutece: NOBODY'S FLUSTERED STOP TALKING (talk; i'm not flustered you're flustered)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

What's it a bottle of?

[. . . except she's already gathering her things to head over to the robotics department, so-oo the answer is absolutely yes, thanks.]