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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
gudaguda: (pic#11127621)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, let's go!

[ Jauntily, Sakura points out of the store and starts frog marching in that direction. She's adjusting her skirt in the meanwhile and hoping that Elda's following her.

The shopkeepers in the meantime, are happy to see them go and stand there with pained smiles waving. ]


Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

[ she says after a minute, turning around with a short bow. ]

My name is Sakura Fujiwara. It's nice to meet you.
gudaguda: (pic#11127620)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Chii~zu!

[ Sakura gives him a sunny, demure smile and makes subtle adjustments in her pose such as standing slightly taller, tilting her head slightly to the side and giving him just a great photo opportunity. When he indicates that he's done taking her photo, she claps her hands lightly together to his next question. ]

Of course, it's no problem!
injectors: ( fanart: <user name="thathandsomejack-blog-blog--blog" site="tumblr.com"> ) (091)

[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-20 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ami is a champ and Angel wishes to have half of her interest in weird ass bugs, if only so she didn't feel a chill go down her spine every time she runs across someone walking their pet cockroach.]

I, err... Yes. I am. Just in a hurry, I suppose.

[A hurry to haul ass and get the heck out of here.]

Still — I'm sorry for interrupting you. Were you taking a picture of the [......... uh.] dogs?

[Well. They were dogs a little while ago.]
zerotohiro: (What do we do now?)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry about him, Sora, everything is a travesty when you're being chased by bug-dogs. Dog-bugs? Man, he doesn't even know. Even with Sora standing next to him Hiro continues to cower and peer out from behind the trash can.]

Giant bug. Like not the size of your hand giant but like the size of a pet giant? You didn't see that?
prometheanflame: (listening/neutral)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-20 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[It smiles even as it is eaten. He's never going to eat apples again.]

What do you mean? [He holds his slice to his mouth, pausing to consider if this is a good idea at all. It shouldn't kill him, but...he scraps off some of the insides with his teeth. It feels like an apple.]
zerotohiro: ([CA] Cause y'all know nothin but my name)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Allura why!! But instead of looking angry he almost looks borderline pouty even as his finger remains in the air between them and pointing at her.]

Laughing still counts…sort of. [Leave him and his incredibly cute umbrella alone okay. Granted, he hasn't moved to pick it up either but that's fine, it can stay there.] I'm amazed the library even had the dumb thing.
gudaguda: (pic#11127632)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She giggles. Was that meant to be a joke? Either way, it amused her enough that she giggled. Maybe it was her way of trying to make the situation slightly better for both of them. ]

No, they swim. You're so funny, Miller-san.

[ Sakura tries her best to tilt the water out of the bag so that she can carry it a little easier. She picks up the umbrella that landed at her feet and holds it up again. ]

Were you going home?
wherethewildthingsare: (SHELLTANK BULLETLOIN)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-04-20 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
H-hmph.

To think you'd really hang it on there... honestly...
Edited 2017-04-20 20:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The only time I liked it was when some guy called my thighs fat and you said they were "supple."

[ She blushes red at the thought. ]

I didn't even know you noticed them in the first place.
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets a polite chuckle out of her, and she covers her mouth with her hand.]

Yes. I suppose that's one practical use for it. [Hopefully it isn't actually made out of a napkin, though.] Were you looking for something? It doesn't seem like the rain will stop anytime soon.

[So, grab something to read because they're stuck here for the long haul.]
gudaguda: (pic#11127626)

[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sakura's taking her selfie and she's happy with it... until she actually looks at the photo she had taken.

Then she grimaces. How on earth did this person actually just be the most photobomb-y ever?

So she turns around and looks at this person straight in the eye, with an ice cold glare. ]
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[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-04-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The colours are nice?

[ she offers, still trying to make sense of the fashion in the window. Since they were here, she might as well offer some form of conversation until the rain passes. ]
sotenbori: (damn it kazzy-kun's postcard again)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-20 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, but it's not about bein' fast. As long as they get made, that's all that counts.
zerotohiro: (/bottles up feelings for ten years)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's one of the reasons he likes Sorey. Things like that don't even occur to him and sometimes Hiro feels bad bringing it up. On the other hand, it's something he struggles with that's hard to ignore some days. He doesn't quite meet his expression but he does nod to show he's listening.]

How do you think I get by most days? [The confidence is in his voice for the most part, but it's still something.

That aside, he blinks in surprise when Sorey offers to trade him. It's for that reason he doesn't immediately take it, eyeing it curiously. Blue is one of his favorite colors so it's a good choice, and immediately he fills in the word "Meowkleo" in his head.]


Are you sure? I mean about trading, not about Mikleo liking cute stuff. That part I already knew.
sotenbori: (became the cabaret czar for fun)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-20 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[he would never judge yato for trying to live his best life!! just support him and try to steer him away from any truly bad decisions]

I'd like that -- 's not like I get to drink at the club, anyway.

[plus cool bartender tricks?? yato showing off his skils that'll be nice too]
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[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-20 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm fine.

[Just, you know, internally screaming over suddenly huge bugs and people casually walking around their pet tarantula like it's Normal.]

I was only distracted by... the pets.

[Gesturing at a nice, fashionable old lady taking her pet cricket out for a walk. The cricket itself is tucked away in a pet carrier purse, dressed in a fancy tutu with a bow between its... antenna? Pink and green do not go well, unfortunately. But bad fashion choices are the least of her concerns.

She specifically refers to it as a "pet" just in case this is a sign she's lost her marbles and everyone else can see a chihuahua or Pomeranian? Or whatever would fit in that purse.]
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, a job's a job -- though I can see how the food handling could be a problem with the weird fucking fruit

should I suggest something nice sounding like yoga? Yeah, lets go with that -- calm your inner mind or some shit and it'll stop you from worrying about chicken-horses
prometheanflame: (hell2me)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-20 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[If only he could break the phone in half and run hide...

He takes his phone back in his hand, which hangs loosely, and holds it up to his ear.]


We found a giant beetle in the park. [It sounds so stupid, why did he have to suggest calling someone in the first place?] We...she wanted to call someone.

[The five seconds of silence sound like the end of the world. This is it. This is his mark on the world: the man who called the police about a bug. Shame on him, shame on his family, shame on his birds, shame on his dog--no wait Iggy wouldn't care.

And then there's laughing on the other end.]

sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-20 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[i mean, he's here for it.]

That's kind of what I was thinkin' -- they're all giving out tons of coupons anyway so what's one more?
prometheanflame: (what)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-20 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...Tea tastes like tea. [Is he asking if tea has taste buds?] This one's a mix of raspberry and chamomile, probably.
sotenbori: (three years of hell for this shit)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-20 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[majima's not just going to take an insult lying down, especially not one so colorful is that so he opens his mouth to reply:]

Fuck, if someone died and made you king of flower crowns --

[but then he stops because oh, that is actually... a really, really nice looking flower crown. so whatever he was going to say about cain putting his money where his mouth is kind of fades and he grumbles softly before trying to take him on his advice for where to hold the flower which, as no surprise to anyone except majima, actually works.]

Huh. Wouldja look at that.
abovethefold: (pic#11293883)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-20 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kath shakes her head emphatically.]

That isn't possible. I've lived down the street from him all my life--I saw him running with her two days ago and she was a pure golden retriever.

[Which is why all of this is so strange!]

I just... needed to be sure that my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. It's a stressful time of year, with finals coming up and all.
abovethefold: (pic#11293919)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[So the same thing's happening to him, huh? Curious...]

That's what happened to me, too! I told my father that an app had downloaded itself onto my phone and wouldn't allow itself to be deleted, but when I gave him my phone to see, it wasn't there. Then it crashed the app when I tried to access it myself to show him, just the same as with your version... I'm fairly certain he thinks I'm going crazy from stress.

There weren't any spelling mistakes in my name, no. But then again, "Katherine" is a pretty common name, and "Lutece" is an old enough name that I'd be surprised if it had been misspelled.
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...well, I really like thighs.

[Some things don't change.]

That one kunoichi cosplay with the shorts was the first time, I think.
destage: (UH ♡ I hope he washed his hands)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[So it seems. Sayaka actually looks a little put out by the experience, but the ire's not directed at Jaeger. She doesn't necessarily like when things don't work out as planned, and this was a prime example of it.

Even so, Sayaka turns to him when he speaks and the stormy look disappears easily enough.]


Maybe it'll just be better to see if there are any cute trinkets. Those tend to last much longer... [The look disappates, though, and Sayaka bows politely.] Thank you for your assistance, though. I really appreciate it!