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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets Jaeger to laugh, but he won't confirm or deny.]

It's such a charming city, isn't it? I'm very glad I chose to move here!
rollin: by <user name=starchii site=plurk.com> (blush | whatever idk)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's got Yata hook, line and sinker with that one line right there. He's uncharacteristically quiet, but he's often like this around anybody whenever the nice f-word gets thrown around. ]

Yeah, 'course it is. It's your thing, so... play it your way. Whatever you do, I'm right behind ya!
scythegun: (REALIZE ⇝ estelle's the princess?)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[s i g h fine!!! whatever, elda!!

Anyway, he'll hang another one over here on this telephone pole. Do you want one on the tree? He'll put one on the tree, whatever. Wherever you want these things, Elda.]


Aren't you bothered by the fact that people now own giant bugs?

[Just. Just saying.]
scythegun: (PREPARED ⇝ this was inevitable)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe if the principal is a shady-looking businessman like Jaeger...??

Anyway, once they're in the back Jaeger glances in the direction of the customer. They're clearly wrapped up in whatever they're looking at so he'll shut the door momentarily to speak with May.]


Care to explain this? I should be getting more, ja?

[He's still smiling, but it's definitely less pleasant now.]
rollin: <user name=yanyan> (angry | chihuahua)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TEACHING KIDS THESE DAYS
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm very pleased I chose this one; you certainly have excellent taste!

[As for that question he just laughs and holds up his free hand.]

No, no, absolutely not! I wanted to save it for one of my employees, actually. He's quite the womanizer, so I'd like to see what happens when he hands it over and she pokes herself on the thorns.

[zaveid doesn't deserve this]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is exactly the sort of thing he enjoys!!]

Ja, Indiana Jones always was a huge inspiration!

[oh my god this is pure bullshit]
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-20 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaeger hums in response, nodding a bit.]

Don't they grow to be very large sizes?
highdoormat: (disasterrific)

[personal profile] highdoormat 2017-04-20 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods]

They're on my computer, back in my room. But I don't know if I have time to go back and reprint them, and even if I did....

[She glances warily at the rain. She'll get soaked all over again]
cattack: (> Wild CATGIRL is interested...)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-20 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let us walk quickly.

[She holds her umbrella up a bit higher so there's room for Yuna under it.]
highdoormat: (go gullwings!)

[personal profile] highdoormat 2017-04-20 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[Oh that makes her smile and clasp her hands together in delight]

Oh thank you! [She hops to that spot under that umbrella] I'm Yuna. What's your name?
cattack: (pic#4867988)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-20 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Think nothing of it.

[she's proud to be doing a good deed like this ok. she's a nerd.]

Cleo Ritter. It's a pleasure to meet you. Which way are we going?
highdoormat: (smile)

[personal profile] highdoormat 2017-04-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Cleo. [She repeats, as if committing it to memory] Nice to meet you, Cleo!

[She points across the campus, it's a fair distance to walk]

The north dorms!
batches: (42)

[personal profile] batches 2017-04-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Fire, huh?

That's one way to get rid of them. As long as you're fast enough to catch them to hit them with a lighter or torch. Then fast enough to use the extinguisher after, just before they set the things around on them on fire too.
cattack: (pic#11157685)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood.

[LET'S WALKING.]

I don't think I've seen you around, though. Which classes are you taking?
originallutece: you're not that annoying! congrats! (happy; soft gaze)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Just the one, and he takes on far too many of my responsibilities as-is. Though I appreciate the suggestion.

[Indeed: a little smirk plays at her lips as they step outside.]

Next time he gets a little too smug at winning an argument, perhaps. He's clever, but even the cleverest people get insufferable at times.
zerotohiro: ([CA] About people I don't know)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank you, Anya. You're a better ninja than he is and he's on the ground with her not long after that. Finding that his friend is also staring at the app though he frowns in confusion.]

Do you know something about this? [Let's not talk about the fact he screamed about bugs. That sounds like a great plan.]
zerotohiro: (Well that's a surprise)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[At this point, Hiro's just accepted that he's going to look strange diving after his phone and even while he's suddenly on the phone also reaching for his phone, his hand slips in the puddle of coffee and he winds up knocking the phone closer to Tuuri.

Today's been great so far. On the other hand, he does look up at her with wide eyes and he shakes his head almost apologetically. Sort of. (He's concerned about a lot of things, okay.)]


It's cool, really. I didn't…sorry. About your coffee? I can buy you a new one, I promise. [Ahhhhh people are still kind of hard, forgive him.] And sorry about your foot, you okay?
zerotohiro: (Uh...huh)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Roxy why are you this way? For a moment his face twists because why are you calling him kiddo, don't do that, and he feels a little more embarrassed as he works out an excuse--

--but no. Roxy says that, and he stares blankly.]


You. What? Are you serious? [It's not yours, Hiro! (But that's also not his problem right now…)]
zerotohiro: (Because we can)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are far worse people he could run into. Penelope, at least, is someone he's familiar with for a handful of reasons and it's for that reason he doesn't even seem bothered. On the other hand, he furrows his eyebrows together at her words even as his eyes linger on the necklace.]

You know…the fact that you're using the word "back" isn't really that reassuring. I mean it sort of is since it means we both saw it but what the heck was that all about?
injectors: ( game model ) (003)

[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-20 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hoo...ray........ Angel's probably holed up somewhere where pets aren't allowed, so she can at least stare into the void for a while before replying to her dad.]

No, I'm sorry. I haven't seen anything odd today. [THERE ARE GIANT BUGS?? But that sounds insane, so no.] Why do you ask, Jack? Is something wrong?
b0mbshell: (002)

ii-a

[personal profile] b0mbshell 2017-04-20 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't take you to be one with a green thumb. Or are you trying to be a bodyguard for Martha Stewart now?

[Kaz doesn't really know him well. He's the acquaintance you know in passing, that's always a little startling when you catch them in another setting and they're so out of place it's hard to recognize them at all.]

[He's here to pick out some flowers for his mother, not that he'd specify that. He's enough of a hussy that he assumes people will just assume he's grabbing them to hit up another girl (or possibly the rare guy that's into that sort of thing).]

You look eager to get out of here. [As he's talking he's trying to pick out a nice assortment for a bouquet.]
injectors: ( game model ) (002)

[personal profile] injectors 2017-04-20 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Months ago?

[Furrowing her brows, turning to face Elizabeth. Even if she's figured out Angel is unfortunately related to Jack, Angel probably hasn't brought it up — so Elizabeth is just a professor to her. This makes it so her tone is more polite than usual, which is... pretty darn polite.

It's obvious she wasn't raised by her dad, huh.]


Yes. That's correct, I did. But — I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding, professor. You've had this application for months?

[And she hasn't found a way to delete it??]
zerotohiro: (Unbelievable.)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow how rude? At least he's not as wet!! Or. Was. Until this happened and now they're both just a couple of dripping nerds. Hopefully it was at least a useless magazine, Hiccup.

Instead, he raises both of his eyebrows before sighing dramatically, dragging a hand over his face.]


You can't lead into something like that and then stop. […wait.] Wait, what's wrong with my shirt?
zerotohiro: (Wonderment)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2017-04-20 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a moment he doesn't say anything because that sure is a great question, Akane. He opens his mouth to say something, scrunching his face up in thought before thinking better of it.]

Guess it's the start of the rainy season. [That's a lame excuse and even so he's tentatively stepping forward to pick up the umbrella again anyway.] What about you though? It looks like it's going to start pouring harder soon.