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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (OH NO 🌸 oh noooooo)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh hey she's now part of his argument with a saleslady - until she wanders off, but. ]

They seem really swamped with complaints today...I guess everyone is having the same problem? Maybe the entire shipment was wrong somehow?

[ ... ]

And...everything in my closet...that doesn't make sense, does it?
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (FIX 🌸 the hairtie)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
But it'd be more fun with a friend! Winning is nice, but I think having fun playing is even better, don't you??

[ #SHOUNEN SERIES FRIENDSHIP SPEECH TIME ]
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (GLANCE 🌸 glasses consider)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...well, what kind of style would you use to attack someone?? A magical one, or one with weapons...straightforward or tricky?
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (OH 🌸 well if you want)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm actually not sure! I haven't had any fun bug facts about lice yet. Maybe those will be next?? What about you?
wyvern_friend: (Default)

[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-04-20 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He really should. She takes the mug and turns back to the sink to wash it.]

I've been alright.

[She won't let herself be anything less than alright. Cherche has her boys to think of, after all. And speaking of...]

That's good to hear. I know he has a bit of a temper sometimes. Just like his father that way...
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (DRINK 🌸 water bottle)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ steal all the flowers you want, roxy. ]

...Are you a street artist?

[ should. SHOULD SHE KNOW YOU. ]
wyvern_friend: (Where to begin?)

[personal profile] wyvern_friend 2017-04-20 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... if you're sure. I'm taking them out to one of the garden plots. We're about to start the planting there.

[Aw, that's so cute. The mix of stubborn and precocious is endearing. Cherche really can't resist finding some way to indulge the request.]

Hmm... we really need these for the festival, but... I think there might be a little something I could give you.
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (PLEASED 🌸 yes more)

BLESSED

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ levy claps her hands together, brightening. the nineteen-year-old loves her trading card games, okay. unfortunately she can't challenge him to ygo cards (YET...maybe...) but she pulls out basically magic the gathering or w/e we can make up dumb rules as we go along. ]

Magic! Do you know it? Otherwise anything in the shop I know how to play!
scriptive: art by <user name="rboz" site="tumblr.com"> (CHEER 🌸 we're the champions)

[personal profile] scriptive 2017-04-20 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...well, if you're not familiar with a lot of trading card games, we do have some normal playing cards! ...With comic book characters on them, but. We can play go fish?

[ she won't make someone play something complex if they're not familiar. ]
daemonized: (06)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-20 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He does consider if someone else would enjoy it as a gift, but Ardyn seems to settle on indulging himself first, more out of curiosity than actual selfishness.]

For now, let's just say it's for myself. Would it be presumptuous of me to adhere to your own judgment where flowers are concerned, then?

[What flower(s) would suit a theatrical, flippant, sometimes patronizing man like Ardyn Izunia?]
rollin: by me (serious | why are you so STUPID)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
some perp said it didn't exist
roseblooms: oh shit i just had a whole feeling (DOKI ❁ oh no oh hell he's hot)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are a necessity for the sake of keeping my blood sugar up throughout the day!

[He has rehearsed this, clearly. The flustered indignation is real, though.]

It's hardly different than having a coffee!

[Which he also does, coincidentally.]
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, perfect!

[His hand is mostly dry when he accepts the card, thanks to the handkerchief, and he spends a moment peering down at it.]

Kazuma Kiryu, hm? Real estate? Hyuu~

[Yes, that weird sound was him attempting, and failing, to whistle. He tucks the card into a semi-dry pocket of his messenger bag and extends his free hand in an offer to shake.]

Fai Lachance.
roseblooms: quick hold me back so i look wild and dangerous (SLEEVE ❁ let me at him let me at him)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-20 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, I'm somewhat relieved to hear I'm not the only one who's had that experience. I simply thought it was some sort of fleeting optical illusion.

Or the onset of madness from sleep deprivation.
roseblooms: this could only be more tropey if i were a megane (HMMM ❁ the obligatory smartguy pose)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-20 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a request for me to pick it up on my way to come fetch you?
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[personal profile] flowrite 2017-04-20 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fai just folds his arms together on the tabletop in front of himself and smiles blithely. He could explain that it's not necessarily getting shaken down if he sees what's happening and lets it happen anyway, or that he'd rather shell out a few bucks and feed a girl who might need it than act like a jerk and tell her to take a hike, but it's not necessary right at the moment. Maybe later.]

And do your parents know about this? Conning food out of strangers?

[He still doesn't sound angry, just interested.]
liberal_arts: (daylight breaking overhead)

[personal profile] liberal_arts 2017-04-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I guess I'm glad you think so, but I do wish you'd stop calling me that. -But he figures he'll get the same answer as usual...-
livingdeadgirl: (frown 4)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-20 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
well there was some interesting stuff about beetles earlier, but now it's mostly sending me recipes. and some are actually legit, but some of them I googled and it turned out the insects involved were poisonous

i mean NOT THAT I'D EAT THEM EITHER WAY, but i have certainly learned a lot about edible vs inedible bugs lately.
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[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-20 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[They can always be nervous together, even though the more the merrier doesn't work like this in such case...]

It is, I agree. But at the same time I think it's worth it. [He points at the flower crown on his head and then looks around briefly.] They're all so beautiful, so it's definitely worth the effort. Maybe a potted plant for starters would be enough, though.
roseblooms: i bet you don't even know what a phylum is (SNARK ❁ but can you name its phylum)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-20 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't render you any less of a princess in its absence, I assure you.

[He smiles at her, open and fond, before turning his attention to the workmanship of the crown in an attempt to see if there's a way he can reinforce it somehow.]

...I think I saw some wisteria in one of the trees a little distance over there. Would you mind going and bringing me some? Four or five stems, if you could — they're sort of purplish, hanging flowers that grow all along a thin central stem? You'll know them when you see them, believe me.
me_matey: (got the style but not the grace)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-20 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
-Oh this child... Shut up, May, you're only 23.-

Depends... Y'see, I'm May Sfondi. THAT May Sfondi. -May turned to the girl with a wide grin, lifting her hand to the brim of her cap in a mock salute.-

And trouble's my middle name. -No it's not. Stop trying to be cool in front of teenagers.-
crushcard: (wings drenched in arrogance)

ygo cards will happen one day he'll make sure of it

[personal profile] crushcard 2017-04-20 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Seto smirks because hey, Levy, you're talking to someone who's won tournaments before. Also, he takes the chance to take a seat opposite her and ut his briefcase down, at least. ]

I know how to play Magic. Do you have a premade deck, or...?

[ Look, if he had known, he'd have brought his own deck, ok. But for now he'll take what he can get. ]
me_matey: (dark in motion)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-20 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you pulling my leg here? -Though, she had heard that from some people...-

So what the hell am I gonna do with this? I can't work while wearing a fruggin tent.
roseblooms: can you stand against my hierophant greenery (GLASSES ❁ this is my kakyoin impression)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2017-04-20 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My — you really are prepared, aren't you?

[He accepts the camellia gingerly, cradling it in his hands — he'll have to incorporate that into a wreath somehow, he decides, and preserve it — and tips his head, appraising the look of the dark bloom at the back of his head.]

It certainly is striking, I'll give you that. Do you do your roommate's hair often?
me_matey: (in loving you with my whole heart)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-20 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus christy, girl, I was joking! -May grabs the shirt, trying desperately to cover her back up.- I am not prepared to get chased into the rain today because you can't keep your clothes on, hot damn!