except he'd be the guy who ran to the city for ADVENTURE and ends up as help in the back of various restaurants plus walking dogs for money and talking about how he used to be a sheep herder but he heard the city was exciting from all his extensive family and he Wanted To See It For Himself!

and he's also allergic to peanuts only he's fairly sure peanuts can infect things they haven't touched so he's sometimes overly odd about food and never, ever eats thai (he heard they use peanuts in thai cooking he'd probably just spontaneously combust if he ate anything)