crudest: (♚ baaaaaka)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote in [community profile] repeter 2017-04-10 10:15 am (UTC)

that's fair, someone needs to be

oh my god

yes

EVEN AS YATA EATS THE DONUT BAREN IS ALREADY PULLING OUT HIS PHONE LIKE "listen i'm going to this party later that's probably going to be real crazy if I have anything to say about it we could probably find you someone there"

i think i've headcanoned that baren once convinced a bunch of drunk partygoers to duct tape someone to the ceiling at a party that yata probably rolled and he can see it and be like "fucking hell baren"

what else has he done

tried to set up a slip and slide up and down a really busy street by setting up fake police traffic cones that he stole
definitely broken into the zoo a couple times for various exotic animal shenanigans like leading an emu out into the streets at 4 am
heads up that within 24 hours of being in the game he will absolutely steal a chocobo and ride it through the city that is a Concrete Plan

i'm trying to give you things to work with yana no need to thank me

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