oh my god..... i'm laughing so hard, all the messiness would low-key piss baren off so much. baren only moved in about 3 years ago but they definitely could've met when orion was 22! baren probably thought that he was a riot... would switch between laughing at him and then helping him out with breaking a rule here and there

he'd be the asshole who would mock him for switching between jobs again but then treat him to a burger