i want baren to just MC ultimate ninja warrior with his friends and by that I mean have a rotating second anchor between Luke and Kashuu and other PCs bc they need snack breaks to be savage and laugh mercilessly at other people's misfortune while baren can keep going all goddamn day

i distinctly remember wanting prom to get lit on fire so yes i would sabotage myself like that

THEY ARE but i'm losing it.... Baren is probably hilarious always and then persistent enough to get annoying s;dlfj. I'm sorry for your life Luke but you're stuck with him now because he... i have no idea he probably just thinks luke is funny and that's reason enough to stick around