ic hot or not

[tearable]

HOT OR NOT


1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Keep them safe for work, please!
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not" — y'know, something a little more family appropriate.


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Comments

[darkinferno]

the hair reminds me of a girl i once knew. we all thought the way she wore it falling over her eye was some emo thing but

no

she was blind in that eye

[there's an unspoken question there. also oops he didn't fill out the number field ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[daemonized]

Is there an implied question in there? Haven't my classes taught you to be clear and concise in your queries?

Also, there's a lack of a score.

[darkinferno]

your classes have taught me to protect myself by any means possible whether that's through plausible deniability or misdirection

besides, there wasn't any need for a score. you really think i'd find a professor hot?

[daemonized]

Ha, if that's the case, then I suppose I /have/ taught you well.

I'm not asking you to rate me on "hotness". [lord no are you trying to get him in trouble?] Rate empirically, if you must.

[darkinferno]

all right

on a scale of "corpse found in an alleyway" and "the form a succubus might take to seduce you" i'll give you a firm rating of "elizabethan cowboy hobo"

[:')]

[daemonized]

[dante....]

And is that more in the center of the said scale, or does it skew closer in one direction over the other?

Also, "cowboy"?

[darkinferno]

[hey YOU ASKED]

it's somewhere in there, i'll give you that much. use those critical thinking skills you're always saying to apply

it's the hat. it's not a straight cowboy hat, but combined with the coat it's enough to check that box off

[daemonized]

Oh, I'm making a valiant effort. But your descriptors are very unique, in a way that they turn mind-numbingly baffling.

A bit of a stretch. A fedora should not conjure up imagery associated with spaghetti westerns.

[darkinferno]

sure, but "elizabethan arizona jones-wannabe hobo" doesn't roll off the tongue as well

besides, part of the fun is watching people try to figure out what the scales i'm using here mean. just giving you the answer is too easy

[what? he's actually explaining himself??]