Knowing our luck so far? Yeah, you're right. Still, gonna hold out hope.

[Don't judge him...]

Hm. Let's see, though...

Detective Conan or Lupin III, maybe? They're pretty classic, and ought to get you at least something in that vein.

...Here's hoping that's the one thing you're wrong about, though. My luck, I'd totally end up getting caught and thrown in jail and I really don't want to call home for bail.