[Here Derek was, minding his own business, buying some new clothes, when he realized the rack was... was it always this tall? The cloths he had on his arm suddenly fell to the ground. His eyes dart to where they fell, confusion in his eyes. It is about this time that he realizes that the floor is slowly coming closer and his eyes shift to his feet. He doesn't have feet... What? His eyes go wide and he tries to stay calm. Is he in some magical quick sand? This is a new one for Retrospec. Derek tries to stay as still as possible while he tries to not too frantically call for help.]
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Uh.. help.... S-SOMEONE! HELP!