CHARACTER: Sans
CANON: Undertale


AU NAME: Gonna keep his name! Will figure out a last name later.
AU AGE: 30
AU OCCUPATION: MANY!! Including comedian, hot dog vendor, laziest of the police officers
BLURB:

Sans has gotten used to working a few jobs while going to school AND taking care of his younger brother when their parents disappeared. He started working when he was 16 and hasn’t stopped since.

He was smart/talented enough to earn a master’s degree in physics by the time he turned 25 while working all those jobs.

Despite all that, he still manages to come off as super lazy???

He worked in a lab for a little while, but suddenly quit for some strange reason. He doesn’t like to talk about it.

If asked, he’ll say he took a city job because it’s easy and for the health benefits. He’s not entirely lying.

He’ll be played with the same exact personality as from the game! He’s charismatic, easy-going, and loves puns. Basically, the kind of guy anyone can get along with and vice versa.

Those are the basics! Let’s chat about more!

LOOKING FOR: My self-control BUT SERIOUSLY!!! I’ll take anyone who would have the displeasure of working with this guy, buddies that he hangs out at the local diners with, etc.
OPTIONAL ENABLE ME: Anybody from Undertale would be faaaaantastic. Extra points for a Toriel, Alphys, etc.

ETA: Here's a good idea as to what he'd look like