see that's the moment where dirk'd be like "holy shit, you're becoming mom. dude." but also yes, fuck yes, feed him. he's still growing like a weed and eternally hungry.

(although look at him exercising some form of manners to help clean up dishes after since john did the cooking. he's a brat who'll raid your dorito stash but he knows how to be a grateful one, ok)

STRAW WARS... becomes the bane of their friends. for a while there their feeds were nothing but straws, and commentary on straws, straw philosophy, origins of straws... Dirk even wrote the 99 Theses on Straws and attached each sticky note thesis to Dave's front door.