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MAY TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé... ...well. Good luck! I. You might've noticed by now that some things in this dear city of yours are a little...weird. Most of the buildings and landmarks around you are only partially visible and the world appears to be covered in all kinds of strange colors. As you step out the door today, you can't quite shake off the feeling that you're being followed. Every time you turn your head, nothing appears to be in your line of vision but the creeping sensation won't go away. However, with one final well-timed turn you catch it out of the corner of your eye: a large paintbrush dripping in your favorite color, floating in mid-air. The brush doesn't seem to go away no matter how long you look at it, but one of two things happens here. For those of you who grab the brush, you'll find yourself suddenly yanked forward as the brush guides you to a nearby building, bush, or busy sidewalk, the colored paint splattering everywhere but leaving behind a black finish instead of the original color. The brush has a mind of its own as it brings you right next to a friend or a stranger to get to work. They must have a brush, too. For those of you who ignore the brush, however...well...it doesn't like being ignored. As you turn away the brush zips forward and begins to paint your face. And your arms. And your clothes? Hopefully someone will come by and try to help soon! II. With that exciting chain of events out of the way, it's time to get to work! It's not hard to notice what it is you're supposed to do now. Certain members of the city have paintbrushes similar to yours and only those with brushes can restore the city as it was. Individually painting the area will highlight all items in black, but pairing up with someone else's color will allow for a bit of color to attach. Blending the brushes together will generate new, bright colors that will stick! Two reds can paint an object red while a red and a blue can change an object to purple. Of course, you're free to go at it alone. There's nothing stopping you from embarking on this journey with your own two hands. On the other hand the longer you work by yourself, the higher your risks become of unearthing something you may not want. One minute you might be painting a garden bench back into existence when suddenly a sound alerts you that something's wrong. The object seems to warp right in front of you, sprouting teeth, eyes, and even sometimes limbs. Non-stationary objects such as vehicles, animals, postal boxes and more will begin to chase painters around all five districts of the city. Stationary objects will do anything to grab you in their grasp and stop your hard work. The only way to soothe these objects is to mix up a new color and douse them with paint, but that just might be a little harder than it looks while you're on the move. III. The strange thing is that even with a large portion of the city invisible to the naked eye, by now everyone around you has accepted that this is just how things will go. If you talk to your family or friends or teachers or co-workers who are without a paintbrush, they'll simply tell you that even though it started a few weeks ago there are other things in the city to worry about. They'll tell tales of people with powers and weird physical changes that shouldn't be possible and they'll point out the thinning monsters that are roaming the city and cleaning up the stray paint. Despite this, life is expected to go on as normal. Classes are still in session and your employers expect you to be at work on time. Grocery stores are up and running and if you can find them several of your favorite businesses are still open as well. Maybe today you're in class procrastinating on a school project, or perhaps you're staring out the window at your boring job waiting for the next time you can catch a break. If you're brave enough, you might be one of those who wanders the half-missing aisles of Freshens because your family still insists on their cookout this weekend. This appears to be the new norm...so what are you doing today in the lovely "city" of Recollé? IV. Several citizens have been using their brushes to expand their horizons and paint beyond the limits of the city, working to recreate the roads to go back to other regions. While this will require far more work and dedication, some of the paths are outlined and cleared. Granted, with the revival of the roads comes the revival of a few other creatures including monsters of varying breeds. Have you ever fought a monster before? No? Well now's your chance! Some of these monsters are easy to take down but others will hunt and attack. While the paint brushes won't do much to deter the creatures themselves, they're useful to paint new hiding spots until you come up with a plan of attack. That counts, doesn't it? Good luck out there. BONUS. Perhaps the strangest thing of all is that your phone works. It's fully functional, colored and solid without having to repaint it into existence. Being able to send texts and check maps are vital tools in the restructure of the city, but at the same time it comes with something you may not want. The Retrospec app appears on your phone and even without setting up a profile you'll find yourself receiving a message from a Retrospec user named Zee Carlisle. Bad timing, this was really bad timing! Hey newbies, sorry, we are a little swamped with the stabilization process right now but let me kick you to some people who can help out. It's all the text says before you find yourself redirected to a private chat with another Retrospec user. Don't be shy now! Say hi and ask all of the questions you need! Welcome to the For current players, please remember that TDM threads can only be used for bonus points, not regains. Please note: you will need a reserve to apply, and current characters must have full AC posted at the time of their reservation. Finally, please remember that this will be the last application month until September! Your May TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here! Our mod questions thread for this TDM is over here! |

AKUTAGAWA | BSD
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[ against his survival instincts, akutagawa decided to work alone for as long as possible before Something Terrible suddenly happened, which he knew it would. thankfully, his favorite color isn't as commonly found around a city as one would think. his efforts have mostly been confined to small details on signs, plants, and the occasional object he always thought should be red, but unfortunately never was.
fire hydrants aren't even red anymore, but that seems to have slipped akutagawa's mind; this proves fatal, because after a few unenthusiastic swipes with his annoying brush, the stupid fire hydrant decides to sprout a trio of bloodshot eyes, a few rows of teeth, and the most unpleasant pair of humanoid-looking feet imaginable.
akutagawa doesn't really fuck with killer fire hydrants overcome with the power of eldritch, so with a look of disgust, he gives the thing a solid kick when it advances upon him. despite its density, it does go rolling, and unfortunately...it's...towards you... oops! ]
III
[ well, that was an ordeal, but akutagawa has managed to work out a system with his temperamental brush, and it's willing to let him enter places carrying food without harassing him. food needs to be colored too but akutagawa isn't going to complain......
so, wherever you are-- maybe you're checking the produce for quality at the grocery store, or you're mulling over what to order at a bakery, or you're just existing somewhere with food in the vicinity; wherever you are, as you're browsing your phone, you somehow make it onto stan twitter. maybe you're an idol fan? you think the memes are funny? That mutual just happened to retweet the horrible, horrible post you're about to see?
y i k e s ! whether it's funny or relatable or by pure accident, you hit that like button like it owes you money. right after doing this, you look up just in time to see the object of this particular akutagawaP's affections, aka akutagawa, standing quietly near your side.
akutagawa glances at your phone's screen before his gaze flickers back up to you with an expression that emanates disgust and disapproval despite its relative flatness. you should...probably say something... unless you're fine with him thinking you're a sicko who wants him to gore your insides. ]
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[ TODAY SUCKS AND NOW THIS. god, he just wanted to look up a recipe for kale salad, now there are crazy people in his phone. [kanye voice] Now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle. ]
You say that as if there is ever an appropriate time for your failure of a "stabilization process."
I don't recall giving you permission to interfere with my day with this violent melodrama, and I doubt I'm the only person who feels this way. What help could anyone else in this situation possibly be?
[ ugh... as badly as he wants to go off on this dumbass, he knows it's impossible to send your fist through the internet. he's tried. besides, it looks like he's been passed off to some stranger who's probably just as useless as the original messenger was. akutagawa is tempted to huck his phone out the window, but he decides to play along for now. ]
Well? Do you have an explanation?
WILDCARD, OTA
[ go bananas, i will roll with anything you come up with, but you can catch me on
iii im so sorry
fuck twitter man. hope that stan gets shadowbanned for that. ]
Yikes, that's embarrassing. Think I'm getting hives. [ don't mind if he's suppressing a snort as he unlikes that tweet and proceeds to stare right back at akutagawa with a knowing smile. ] I don't even know how a~aanyone can be an idol at this day and age, especially with their stans stinking up the site, hm?
[ he doesn't seem fazed by the other male's disapproving expression because fuck idols, am i right? ]
AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA Bless.
Stan twitter is a very small minority compared to other social circles. Either you don't visit the site often, or you're part of stan twitter yourself and cannot see past your fandom bubble.
[ akutagawa figures this D-BAG MEANIE!!!!!! already knows who he is, so he doesn't disclose that for now. not that the boy not knowing would exempt him from being pelted with summer squash, but still. ]
As crude as their methods may be at times, acknowledging the talent of their favorite idols, and expressing their loyalty is benign more often than not.
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[ though let's be real, sena would've been the real skinny legend in this side of recolle. because of dieting, get it ]
I mean I'm all for acknowledging talent and all that since I do have my share of weirdass fans and all, but they can afford to say it more eloquently at least? Why would they even express their fondness like that? It doesn't make sense!
[ ah well, at this point the less sena knows the better. ]
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LATCHES ONTO YOUR LEG also III
It’s the name. Akutagawa. The name of the man from his memories, who’s face he can’t recall but who’s ability haunts his dreams on a regular basis. He looks terrified right now, and not because he’s grossed out.
...
Could it be a coincidence? It’s not a common name, but there’s no first name attached, so...maybe...just maybe...
Oh...someone is looking at him...and judging him...oh god, they probably think he’s a freak!! He nearly drops his phone as he scrambles to bow in apology.]
I-I’m sorry you had to see that!! It was a complete accident!
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...Anyway.
[ his expression is still somewhat judgmental and wary; having a near panic attack and looking at his phone like its haunted isn't doing him any favors. so, he just glances around the bakery, hands in his pockets. ]
Where do you keep your breads?
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Oh well. Time to force a smile and do business.]
I can take your order, if you’d like. Just tell me what you want and I’ll bag it up for you! Oh, and I’ll need a name for the order!
*sasaeng goddamnit im illiterate
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II for a change of pace (and also so he doesn't immediately know This Is Akutagawa)
Shuji also does not fuck with killer fire hydrants. When Akutagawa kicks the fire hydrant towards him, Shuji grabs the book sitting in his satchel, which promptly turns into a giant scythe.
He can't slice straight through that hydrant, but he sure can discourage it from trying to grab him by introducing it to a sharp blade. The fire hydrant wobbles when it's hit, then heads back towards Akutagawa, the person not holding a weapon half his height.]
hehuehuehuehue
and while the fire hydrant's short life is flashing before its eyes, akutagawa turns his frown to the stranger who foiled his escape. ]
Is there a reason you decided to send it back to me?
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Not enough to put down his scythe, though.]
Technically I just hit it and it went back to you on its own accord. Like the world's worst game of ping pong.
[He doesn't love ping pong.]
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[ wow. so helpful. ]
Then we have no choice but to put up with it, or recolor the entire city. Down to the smallest details, before something *else* happens to us all on account of our refusal to cooperate.
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Fortunately, Jamie lands on his face, so no damage is done. But on his way down, some lavender paint from his own brush happened to get flung forward through the air toward a certain someone!!! ]
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You couldn't jump over the thing, or fall in any other direction, could you?
[ he is so...so tempted to kick this stupid kid in the face, but he can only pay his way out of so many assault charges. jay-jay gets to live another day......... ]
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iii
ah! just the guy in front of him! hello there, friend ("friend")- it doesn't take him more than a second to get what akutagawa's scowling at. )
Something bothering you?
( obviously playing dumb, but just to mess around- his phone is still in plain view. if akutagawa wanted to judge, mistake or no, it was no skin off miai's back )
I'm surprised you're not used to it, though. Fans are prone to get a little strange.
( well, he didn't really get these sorts given his line of work, but, in a more general sense, he has met a few funny fans over the years. )
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Normally I would be, although that's one of the more creative ones I've seen. I just found it interesting you appreciate such vivid literature.
[ is there a circus fandom? there has to be, there's a fandom for literally everything. akutagawa imagines eichi is the center of attention in something like that. he's so talented, and handles people being crazy-horny on the internet really well. perfect mix for a celebrity. ]
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welcome to retrospec, i guess that's the start of an explanation
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At the very least, can you tell me if these kinds of annoyances go away quickly, or are these paintbrushes and the unwanted intrusions into our phones permanent?
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BONUS
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ii
Ah, ahh? Help! [ He looks up to the gentleman nearby, completely unaware that it's his fault in the first place that the thing is coming after him. ]
This thing is... alive???
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Just kick it in the face. Or stab it in the eye with your paintbrush. Kill it.
[ oh my god ]
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III
Oh...it's him! He's been listening to his music lately cause he's pretty good! Wait, why is he looking at him like that? Oh, oh no! He doesn't like that post!]
I'm sorry! I didn't know someone on my timeline would retweet that cause I don't believe it. That's a little bit crazy, isn't it?
[If the ground could eat him now that would be fine.]
pretend this isn't days late omg i'm so sorry;;;;
What's not to believe? For all we know, they expected I wouldn't see their tweet. Furthermore, unless you're hate-following this person, I don't see why you would continue being their mutual unless you liked their content. I doubt someone of this creativity produces consistently famous tweets.
[ it's okay to be a weird horny sasaeng fan, makoto. sure, akutagawa will judge you and think you're kind of sad and nasty, but it could be far worse. Probably. ]