[ so you'd think a guy who just recently learned that everything around him is not normal would have a bigger reaction to the sentient jackhammers who are jumping all over the place and doing their own thing but... jouhei is pretty hard to faze. it's that or he is surprised and it's just really hard to tell because he doesn't like wearing his emotions on his sleeve. regardless of the reason, jouhei just kind of stares at the jackhammer that's going at it on a road that's already finished. he stands there, wondering if he should do anything and you could catch him doing either one of the two things: ]
[ a: he just stands there and stares at the jackhammers for a whole ten minutes. he doesn't move, he doesn't say anything, he just stands there and stares. it's like he's a statue. it's quite impressive, actually ]
[ b: he actually moves after 29329191 minutes and decides that the best course of action to stop these jackhammers is to actually take them by the handles and move them. of course, the jackhammer doesn't particularly like a random stranger grabbing it and starts to, well, go into maximum overdrive. in short, it pretty much starts to freak the fuck out and start dragging him for a joyride around the entire road. it tries to shake him off by going diagonally, jumping up and down, taking large leaps, but jouhei holds on strong, just following it along and hoping that it'll eventually tire itself out. now you got two (more) options here: ]
[ b-i: just stand there and watch this all unfold while the jackhammer destroys everything in its path to get jouhei off it (don't drop anything important or else it's getting destroyed) ]
[ b-ii: be the poor unfortunate soul who's just minding your own business until you get run over by a sentient jackhammer and the human that it's dragging along ]
( II: RIP IN PIECES )
[ jouhei decided to check out the stadium in respatrum because why not? he has some free time so he might as well explore. however, when he is dragged into the ring with a red cape shoved into his hands, he realizes that it might have been an very bad mistake to go here. he could be a jackass and play hot potato with the cape, putting it into someone else's hands but he can't do that. he'll just have to do the brave (but very dumb) thing by bravely (dumbly) seeing if he can somehow outrun a bull. before he starts though, he looks to the nearest person and holds out the things he was carrying in his one of hands and holds it out to them ]
... take care of it.
[ ... he hands them his (very expensive) textbook. yes, he's the type to carry his homework everywhere with him ]
( III: GREEN WITH ENVY )
[ the thing about jouhei is that he doesn't exactly follow or celebrate traditions/holidays. he's the one to lay low and just kind of enjoy that he has a day off. however, he can't really deny getting free money ($50 can get him a lot of cake) so he does go around looking for those coins. here are now three more options on what you can do with him: ]
[ a: come pinch him because he's not wearing anything green. he might not even own anything with the colour green in it? he likes black. black is his choice of colours. black or white. ]
[ b: he'll come pinch you if you're not wearing any green. rather than pinching you in a normal spot like, you know, your arm or your hand, he decides to go straight... for the face. did you want to relive getting your cheek pinched by your aunt? because that's what jouhei is going to do ]
[ c: join him on this hunt for the coins. he might be a little too serious about it because he's checking spots that probably wouldn't have any coins. this means that he's lifting up entire garbage cans to check underneath them, checking under the seats of chairs, flipping through books, all that kind of stuff. he's not rude or oblivious enough to do that while people are using said trash cans, chairs, and books, but if you leave them alone for a moment, he's going to check through them. the search for coins will not end until he gets more than ten. ]
( IV: WILDCARD )
[ toss any other options at him if you want! jouhei is... unfortunately very untalkative and not super social so i apologize in advance! contact me either on plurk at northpaws or jouhei's workshop au comment if you want to discuss any other options or if you would like to plan anything else! ]
RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV (AU: JOUHEI KUROSAWA) / DEVIL SUMMONER
[ so you'd think a guy who just recently learned that everything around him is not normal would have a bigger reaction to the sentient jackhammers who are jumping all over the place and doing their own thing but... jouhei is pretty hard to faze. it's that or he is surprised and it's just really hard to tell because he doesn't like wearing his emotions on his sleeve. regardless of the reason, jouhei just kind of stares at the jackhammer that's going at it on a road that's already finished. he stands there, wondering if he should do anything and you could catch him doing either one of the two things: ]
[ a: he just stands there and stares at the jackhammers for a whole ten minutes. he doesn't move, he doesn't say anything, he just stands there and stares. it's like he's a statue. it's quite impressive, actually ]
[ b: he actually moves after 29329191 minutes and decides that the best course of action to stop these jackhammers is to actually take them by the handles and move them. of course, the jackhammer doesn't particularly like a random stranger grabbing it and starts to, well, go into maximum overdrive. in short, it pretty much starts to freak the fuck out and start dragging him for a joyride around the entire road. it tries to shake him off by going diagonally, jumping up and down, taking large leaps, but jouhei holds on strong, just following it along and hoping that it'll eventually tire itself out. now you got two (more) options here: ]
[ b-i: just stand there and watch this all unfold while the jackhammer destroys everything in its path to get jouhei off it (don't drop anything important or else it's getting destroyed) ]
[ b-ii: be the poor unfortunate soul who's just minding your own business until you get run over by a sentient jackhammer and the human that it's dragging along ]
( II: RIP IN PIECES )
[ jouhei decided to check out the stadium in respatrum because why not? he has some free time so he might as well explore. however, when he is dragged into the ring with a red cape shoved into his hands, he realizes that it might have been an very bad mistake to go here. he could be a jackass and play hot potato with the cape, putting it into someone else's hands but he can't do that. he'll just have to do the brave (but very dumb) thing by bravely (dumbly) seeing if he can somehow outrun a bull. before he starts though, he looks to the nearest person and holds out the things he was carrying in his one of hands and holds it out to them ]
... take care of it.
[ ... he hands them his (very expensive) textbook. yes, he's the type to carry his homework everywhere with him ]
( III: GREEN WITH ENVY )
[ the thing about jouhei is that he doesn't exactly follow or celebrate traditions/holidays. he's the one to lay low and just kind of enjoy that he has a day off. however, he can't really deny getting free money ($50 can get him a lot of cake) so he does go around looking for those coins. here are now three more options on what you can do with him: ]
[ a: come pinch him because he's not wearing anything green. he might not even own anything with the colour green in it? he likes black. black is his choice of colours. black or white. ]
[ b: he'll come pinch you if you're not wearing any green. rather than pinching you in a normal spot like, you know, your arm or your hand, he decides to go straight... for the face. did you want to relive getting your cheek pinched by your aunt? because that's what jouhei is going to do ]
[ c: join him on this hunt for the coins. he might be a little too serious about it because he's checking spots that probably wouldn't have any coins. this means that he's lifting up entire garbage cans to check underneath them, checking under the seats of chairs, flipping through books, all that kind of stuff. he's not rude or oblivious enough to do that while people are using said trash cans, chairs, and books, but if you leave them alone for a moment, he's going to check through them. the search for coins will not end until he gets more than ten. ]
( IV: WILDCARD )
[ toss any other options at him if you want! jouhei is... unfortunately very untalkative and not super social so i apologize in advance! contact me either on plurk at