Yeah, I still say that's better than it being a- [He furrows his brows in concentration and gestures with the hand not holding onto his phone as he tries to think of the right word.] Oh, what's it called. Folieux a due! [Yeah, he totally mangled that french.]

And well, you know what they say about coincidences. [He pauses for, obvious, dramatic effect.] They take a lot of planning.

Maybe it's aliens. [Hey,if he's already brought up hackers and demons from hell being possible culprits then he may as well go all out. The truth is out there!]