[Kiwi tilts her head at the phone and then proceeds to lick Sabo's chin. Presumably this is really meant for Lavrenty and, since this cannot be done over a screen, is pretty much the doggy equivalent of blowing a kiss. At least that is how Sabo decides to interpret it.

He valiantly and with a great show a maturity ignored Lavrenty's poorly concealed amusement though in all honestly, it could just as well be because he gets too distracted by what Lavrenty's saying next. He blinks. Opens his mouth and then closes it again. He takes a deep breath and then tires again.]

Burn? Seriously? If this is actually true and not just you pulling my leg, [Because he absolutely wouldn't put that past him.] Then you have some real interesting friends. And I might feel just a little bit sorry for their kid, no offense. [Well, maybe a little bit of offense because that can't be an easy name to grow up with.]