[ It's mildly funny to him, too, honestly. ]

I'm not sure what to call them, if I am honest. I apologize for saying something so sobering, but I don't know who does or does not have the app. The things they do and do not notice... how deep does it run? You mentioned only one of your adopted children has the app.

[ A beat. ] So I offer my condolences on how difficult that may or may not be. If there is no difficulty, consider it congratulations on an easy situation. If it is, well, I am sorry that you are in them.