lowgrip: (I'm already on my knees)
Niles ([personal profile] lowgrip) wrote in [community profile] repeter 2018-01-31 07:06 am (UTC)

Are you calling my butt flat?

[Clearly, this was the most important part of the conversation. How dare she???? Nic gives her a huff and a pout, his free hand going to grope at his own ass, just to be sure she was wrong. Okay, so it wasn't like. A GIRL'S butt. What do you expect? He was doing his best.]

You just want a ride home on the bike, admit it. Guess that's fair, but you know I ain't got a spare helmet on me, so you gotta deal with mine. And I made sure it smelled extra bad today.

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