[He reaches for her phone - bad habit - but catches himself at the last second and does not actually grab it. (It's not just her, Michael, literally everyone hates when you do that.) Instead, he gets his own phone out of his pocket and what do you know, there's that little spirograph...]

What in the hell... [He shakes his head.] No. There's got to be a logical reason behind all this. The app could've - could've backed itself up, reinstalled itself from local storage. I'll factory reset it, boom, gone forever. And there is no way - I mean - correlation does not equal causation! There could be - mass hypnosis, some kind of chemical agent, rendering our minds excessively vulnerable to suggestion -

[stop him. stop him, please stop him, shut him up, please]