[So Lin will listen to that. List of horror movie escapees and well. Take a moment to assess the man on screen. Derek seems coherent, doesn't appear to be having a psychotic break -- that Lin can tell, though in fairness his specialty is sociology not psychology.]

That was all in one month. Suddenly I feel like an underachiever.

[A deadpan quip before he adds, more seriously.] Where did all these things take place. Shouldn't any one of them in particular have made the news?

[Because if Derek is sane and not trying to play a really elaborate prank on Lin, this is... beyond curious.]