[Derek smirks and then makes himself more comfortable on his couch, if that was even possible.]
Let me put it this way mate, sometimes Retro spec causes weird shit to happen in the city.
Back in October a strange fog was going through the city. In the fog was manifestations of people's memories. And not just any memory. They could be your own memories or they could be the memories you will soon be getting of a person who looks exactly like you. One of my memories is of something called a Dementor. A Dementor is a magical being....black hooded figure that drains all the happiness out of you and can suck out your soul with something called a Dementors kiss.
I had to deal with six of those in October. I had to light three of them on fire. Which I really don't understand how that even worked because apparently only a Patronus can protect you from them, and I don't even know what that is.
[Derek picks up his beer and takes a swig.]
Not only that, I also had to deal with other people's memories which included...
[Derek starts counting on his fingers.]
1 Dragon
1 Griffin
1 faceless, motorcyclist wielding a machete
1 freaky ass ghost that wanted to eat me
1 one other crazy hooded figure person who somehow attempted to strangle me twice without even touching me
1 building that not only had red eyes watching you, there was also a vine that just about strangled me against the wall. I still don't understand how I managed to get out of that one.
1 incident where I ended up in someone's nightmare
The only things I didn't mind that month were some slightly violent raccoon things and my new pet owl.
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Let me put it this way mate, sometimes Retro spec causes weird shit to happen in the city.
Back in October a strange fog was going through the city. In the fog was manifestations of people's memories. And not just any memory. They could be your own memories or they could be the memories you will soon be getting of a person who looks exactly like you. One of my memories is of something called a Dementor. A Dementor is a magical being....black hooded figure that drains all the happiness out of you and can suck out your soul with something called a Dementors kiss.
I had to deal with six of those in October. I had to light three of them on fire. Which I really don't understand how that even worked because apparently only a Patronus can protect you from them, and I don't even know what that is.
[Derek picks up his beer and takes a swig.]
Not only that, I also had to deal with other people's memories which included...
[Derek starts counting on his fingers.]
1 Dragon
1 Griffin
1 faceless, motorcyclist wielding a machete
1 freaky ass ghost that wanted to eat me
1 one other crazy hooded figure person who somehow attempted to strangle me twice without even touching me
1 building that not only had red eyes watching you, there was also a vine that just about strangled me against the wall. I still don't understand how I managed to get out of that one.
1 incident where I ended up in someone's nightmare
The only things I didn't mind that month were some slightly violent raccoon things and my new pet owl.
[Derek puts down his hand.]
Need I go on? Because I can.