[Derek laughs. Oh, man does this guy have no idea.]
Here, let me pull up an explanation I saw someone write last month.
[Derek sets down his phone and pulls and pulls out his laptop from under his couch. Opening it he quickly logs onto the computer version of the app and finds the entry he was looking for.]
Here it is.
[ Derek picks his phone back up and his voice goes really sarcastic at this point.]
Congratulations!
You've unlocked Retrospec's supreme subscription. Not only will you be able to manage all of your social media on our platform, you may also acquire unlimited power. The only catch is that we ask for a monthly fee of your sanity. We also offer a yearly plan where you give a piece of your soul.
Are you interested?
DISCLAIMER: symptoms may include depression, insomnia, migraines, chronic pain, some more bad stuff, recurring death experiences, identity crises, and obviously death.
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Here, let me pull up an explanation I saw someone write last month.
[Derek sets down his phone and pulls and pulls out his laptop from under his couch. Opening it he quickly logs onto the computer version of the app and finds the entry he was looking for.]
Here it is.
[ Derek picks his phone back up and his voice goes really sarcastic at this point.]
Congratulations!
You've unlocked Retrospec's supreme subscription. Not only will you be able to manage all of your social media on our platform, you may also acquire unlimited power. The only catch is that we ask for a monthly fee of your sanity. We also offer a yearly plan where you give a piece of your soul.
Are you interested?
DISCLAIMER: symptoms may include depression, insomnia, migraines, chronic pain, some more bad stuff, recurring death experiences, identity crises, and obviously death.
[Derek glances at Lin on his phone screen.]
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