[It makes for great viewership, however.]

Yeah I get it bro...well no, not really since...[He stops himself. He made a promise and just shrugs instead.] Should we stop at my place? Parents are out filming something at some fancy-ass restaurant with a celebrity chef and siblings are probably off doing sports somewhere so we'd have the entire place to ourselves. Plus we can clean these stains off!

[There's probably something in his home to clean blood of clothing, he assumes.]