[gdit why must everything go in the exact direction Sanji expects?]

Honestly? Yeah, can't say you're wrong on that end.

[A longer pause here; there are few ways to explain how a person's life is about to go to shit because of an app, and eventually, Sanji figures blunt honesty is the better poison. Usopp might not believe him, but he won't forget the nonsense coming out of his mouth, either]

I got that app about two months ago, and shit's been pretty strange since. Everyone with it gets... visions, kinda.